The Various Assortment Of Muses

A multimuse blog. A lot of them either OC, crossover or canon-divergent. More info inside.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i should get some sort of small sculpture to focus on while i meditate, and maybe i should attribute mystical properties to it as well

[captain-price-unofficially]

This one looks good.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

exactly the kinda thing i was thinking of. i bet with a smart publicity campaign we could get one of these in everybody's bedroom, and maybe make a whole load of cash too

[balaclava-trismegistus]

hey has anyone noticed all the monsters lately

[violentmusebox]

now that you mention it, yeah. i mean there was this one monster that was an engineer, running around shooting people with stuff like a plasma cutter and a javelin launcher used for survey work.

[violentmusebox]

Goggles gulped upon realizing there was no escape from this, especially from someone as pissed off as Homura. It was either him dying or him revealing where the body of Madoka was, And so, he would choose the latter.

"Okay fine, I'll confess!!! Her body is located in a place known as Long Life Town...!!! Specifically in Undasura Park...!!! I-I can go and take you there since I know where it is...!!"

The Grey Knight leaned closer to the boy, the faint smell of burnt incense and something similar to gunpowder becoming more apparent. The psychic power that had charged the Nemesis Force Blades idly crackled with energy - not enough for a single spark to fly out of control, but menacing none the less.

"And you expect me to let you lead me into unknown territory? No... tell me how to get there; your resourcefulness will decide your final judgement. And you best hope that the damage you've caused to her can be easily fixed..."

[givemeangstymemes]

Send 📖 to get really bad advice from my muse

Bonus points for also giving a topic.

[violentmusebox]

Meanwhile, one of the Wild Grinders people who was a part of assaulting Madoka would be noticeable out in public. His name is Goggles, and he just so happened to notice the completely enraged and furious Homura planning her purgation towards the people who killed her.

"Uhh... Uhh... P-P-Please don't hurt me... I-I'll give you anything you want, I promise...!!!"

He said, trembling in fear like a coward.

"Where... is... Madoka?" The Grey Knight marched at a brisk pace towards Goggles, seeming unperturbed by who or what he was as she unsheathed a pair of Nemesis Force Falchions. Backing him to a corner, she stabbed the blades into the concrete behind him by his neck and closed the gap, sealing any chance for him to simply run away, let alone move too much.

"WHERE IS SHE?!"

[violentmusebox]

Hey Homura, it appears that you've already received the news about what happened to the Ask-Dark-Monita version of Madoka. If you're wondering who's responsible for the ambush attack by the Wild Grinders, then you can blame Doug Funnie for that. He's this somewhat bald kid wearing a green sweater vest and his motives behind the attack was due to jealousy over the fact that he's not a muse within Ask-Dark-Monita and envies all the other muses who got in, especially for its 10th anniversary.

"I don't know who the feth this 'Doug' is, but the reason why they had Madoka assaulted was not because of jealousy - it's because they're a karking sick grox. People don't just bash kids' souls from their bodies and kidnap them. Point me to where the trio have gone first. I must be thorough with the purgation"

[zeeph-containment-zone]

make your decision, i know it's a tough one

(i hope I did the math right on this)

[violentmusebox]

[violentmusebox]

The consecrated grounds of Homura's residence had been silent for quite some time. Usually there would be at least some form of activity in the form of sacred rites being used to maintain the protective powers that surrounded the building, but it has been left dormant for some time.

Until now, wherein a sudden breach in the Immaterium somehow ripped through, even going past the defenses of the holy grounds - most likely because of negligence. Yet the one who arrived was Homura herself, forcefully ripping through reality to make a hastened return. The Grey Knight had returned after some time of being missing, and she was just finishing a battle with a Daemon of Nurgle.

The holy grounds acted like silver to a Vampire against the Daemon, causing its very being to burn away before its corruption could even take route in Real Space. Yet before the Daemon had a chance to return to the Warp where it may one day be reborn, Homura trapped the foul creature within a Tesseract Cube, sealing it in stasis and preventing its eventual reincarnation.

As quickly as the enclosed storm appeared it disappeared, with help of the warded grounds that patched up the tear in reality like nothing happened. The Grey Knight placed the Cube within her Time Shield, sending it to the pocketed dimension that also resided in the Warp to be stored hopefully indefinitely.

Yet Homura arrived as quickly as she could for the next campaign she would set herself. She had somehow found word of a previously befriended Madoka; being not only attacked and knocked unconscious, but split into several metaphysical pieces and stolen.

Homura was pissed. She would go out and both recover that which was dear to her, and bring vengeance to those that had wronged her.

"Ego sum malleo."

[violentmusebox]

Khorne, who do you think would win in a fight against each other? Skarbrand, or Angron?

"Whoever's rage burns purest. For them, little else matters."

[violentmusebox]

Homura, how do you feel about Vulkan, Rogal Dorn, and Corvus Corax?

"Well, I'm sure I've said this already but Dorn in my original timeline is Miss Tomoe, so... certainly hurts to see her die every time.

Corvus, I... I heard something strange about that one. Something about him becoming a Daemon with the sole purpose of hunting down Lorgar, so I'm presuming he's lost.

And Vulkan, I... I don't know, maybe he does still live, or at least a recoverable piece of him. I wouldn't get my hopes up though, as hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

[violentmusebox]

Hey Homura, it's been a while. How have things been for you?

"Fine."

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[gallifreyburning]

(@richiejerimovich )

[violentmusebox]

There, you guys glad you got your monkey paw wish of getting sails back?

[violentmusebox]

My reaction to seeing the new Sayaka:

[burningice303]

Godoka's personal secretaries, they are doing their bestest

[violentmusebox]

"You are aware of how much it sounds like you're the one who caused her injury, right? Seriously, what happened? I thought she regenerates like an Axolotl."

[magicalgirlfumiko]

"...How should I know? I suggest that you take a look at my soul gem before jumping to brash conclusions. Unless, you no longer understand what absurdist humor is."

"You already answered a part of your own question. Why would a version of Sayaka look so wounded? Would her getting stuck in a public plastic bathroom really make an ounce of sense? No."

"The fact that there's another one of me standing in the same room as me, suggests that the most logical explanation is that we are both from different timelines and have crossed the streams. Tsk. I don't like when timelines crossover. It makes trying to save Madoka-san even harder."

[violentmusebox]

"Fething hell, now I remember why I typically hang out with the older Homuras. Look, just say whether or not you know what happened to her, there's no need for jokes and brattiness. I'm well aware what the Multiverse is, I've been traversing across dimensions before your grandparents were even born."

[violentmusebox]

"... The feth happened to that Sayaka over there? Why is she covered in bandages?"

[magicalgirlfumiko]

"She got stuck in a Porta-John and got stuck."

[violentmusebox]

"You are aware of how much it sounds like you're the one who caused her injury, right? Seriously, what happened? I thought she regenerates like an Axolotl."

[violentmusebox]

"... The feth happened to that Sayaka over there? Why is she covered in bandages?"

[swan0517-deactivated20240227]

[violentmusebox]