Incorrect Marvel Quotes

[starkie-md]

All of the Avengers: thank god this fucking year is over

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

This shows up on the digital calander:

All the avengers: are yOU FUCKING KIDDING ME-

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Reporter: Mr. Stark! Any words on your teammates?

Tony, taking off his sunglasses, revealing bags under his eyes: If idiots could fly this place would be a fucking airport.

[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *genius billionaire playboy philanthropist* *Russian spy* *frozen 1940s war mascot* *angry scientist* *21st century Robin Hood* *Norse god*

[howdoistopthetrain]

Sam: yeeted

Peter: yote

Sam: YEETED

Peter: YOTE

Steve: I just want to know who the FUCK threw Bucky out the window

[meltedsong]

Peter: Man, 2000 was a simpler time for me

Tony: But you were born in 2001?

Peter:

Peter: Man, 2000 was a simpler time for me

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Peter: Hey, May, what's for dinner?

May: It's a soupprise.

Peter: Is it soup?

May: I souppose it could be.

Peter: Stop that.

May: Soup what?

Peter: Saying soup puns.

May: No.. soup.

[The next day while Tony and Peter were talking]

Peter: It was TACOS!

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Alex: Here's a list of suspects I've put together.

Chase: Your name is on here.

Alex: I don't remember where I was last Friday. I've been tailing myself for the past three days.

[starkownsmyuwus]

*at the zoo*

Peter: what are they in for?

Tony: this isn't a prison

Peter: so they can leave?

Stephen: well, no

Harley: *pointing at a penguin* i bet that one killed someone

[starkownsmyuwus]

Stephen: *using tony's phone*

Stephen: *sees contact named love of my life*

Stephen: aww

Stephen: wait, this isn't my number

Stephen: *calls number*

*on the other side of the line*: this is sam's burgers. hello mr stark, would you like the usual?

[incorrectragnarokquotes]

thor: so, do i have a brother or a sister today?

loki: since you ate my last piece of pie, today you have an enemy

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Tony: there was a bunny at Lowes eating all the flowers today.

Nat: Go for it! Fight the power!

Clint: Go on little bunny! Feast!

Steve: A criminal.

[stark-strange-love]

Stephen: I wrote a poem for Tony

Christine: Aww... that’s so sweet!

Stephen: Roses are red but sometimes they’re pink

Christine: Go on,

Stephen: Now get your dirty dishes out of the sink

Christine:

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Peter: -and then he snapped.

Ned: Did you die?

Peter: Sadly, yes.

Ned: Oh, no!

Peter: But I lived!

Ned: Oh thank goodness.

[kermitlesbian]

miles: dad can i please get airpods

jefferson: no

miles: but come on, everyone has them

jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?

miles: 

[galahadwilder]

It’s funnier if Jefferson knows and he’s doing this on purpose

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Yes

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Peter- Attention, due to personal reasons, I am going to take an extended leave, to curl up in a hole and die.

Matt- It's because he burnt his pop tart in the toaster.

Deadpool- We all respect your decision, and why you choose to do this.

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

(Matt and Foggy during that episode)

Foggy- Am I in heaven? Oh, wait Matt is here. I'm in hell.

[inncorrectmarvelquotes]

Peter: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.

Happy: Tony, I swear to god your kid won't leave me al-

Tony: No, no, let him finish.