[starkownsmyuwus]

hi! welcome!

i'm rose and it’s lovely to have you here! you can also find me on my main blog @lady-me-meow

if you couldn’t already tell this blog is mcu themed lol. I mostly post incorrect quotes that are definitely coming from the pov that nobody died and the mcu is 2012 era fanfic sitcom. I also occasionally write headcanons and will happily take requests within reason (I’m not okay with writing nsfw or y/n)

my pronouns are she/her, i'm a pisces and an infj 4w5, yeah, i know. i'm also 21, so feel free to unfollow/block me if that makes you uncomfortable. oh and i'm a biology major so send me cool bio facts please, i love them.

i'm asexual, so this is blog will always be a safe space! except for aphobes, homophobes, and transphobes, you can kindly fuck off please. also if there's anything i do/post that bothers you, feel free to message me about it!

also my ask box and messages are always open! so feel free to send me a message or ask, i'd love to hear from you :)

master lists:

mcu spotify playlists

movie cards

[olwolo]

movie so pleasantly surprising it made me open a drawing program again

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

[spideyandstark]

avengers: happy birthday, steve!

bucky, eyes narrowing: what the fuck your birthday isn’t until-

steve, holding back tears: shut up

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Bucky tries to hand him a birthday card one cold December day, and Steve tackles him out a window before anyone else can see what he’s holding

[hearts-entwine]

hi!! I have a uquiz to share that's actually for an assignment for my postgrad lol. it'd be so amazing if people could take it so I have some data about popular results to share in my presentation! and don't worry its just a fun personality quiz about what wine pairing goes with your aesthetic/personality so its nothing hard

I will be honest lol, this quiz is very sterotypical and very buzzfeed/2000s womens magazine quiz reminicent, because it has to appeal to a sorta mainstream audience in New Zealand but also be appropriate for 2 lecturers and my classmates to take. But the premise of the quiz is to pair your personality to a wine style and aesthetic so you can purchase a hypothetical wine and food pairing gift box (it is a business assignment, I just want to get back to actually studying wine...)

If you take this quiz thank you so much!!!! you're really helping me a lot! <3

[starkownsmyuwus]

I know I haven't been super active on this account recently but this would be a huge help!! <3

[zachbiller]

[ruffboi-mags]

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

[absolxguardian]

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

[ruffboi-mags]

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

[frenchublog]

#based on the meme

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve, to the Avengers: Since when is babysitting all of you my job?

Steve:

Steve: Oh my god.

Steve: That’s exactly my job.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I think I speak for all of us when—

Everyone, simultaneously: He doesn’t.

[anonoite]

wanted to draw tony in a three piece suit with trench coat :)

[lizzy-bennet]

Listening to Oscar Isaac talk about how his Moon Knight process was “completely falling in love with Steven,” like funny you should mention that, that was my exact Moon Knight process too.

[marvel-lous-things]

Marc: *gets stabbed*

Steven: that-

Steven: [WH EE Z E]

Steven: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A-

[starkownsmyuwus]

about to bomb my astrophysics test and do tony stark so so proud ✌️😎

[slasher-art]

A little experiment with costumes. 💫

[slasher-art]

Redrawing ❤💫

[wikiipediabf]

doctor strange is in his babysitting era

[starkownsmyuwus]

Steve: the avengers’ diet is entirely organic and optimised to keep us in peak performance

Thor: well that’s cool, anyway the revengers eat candy off the floor

Bruce: ...no I think thats just you

[pigeon-princess]

Sometimes you just really need a Hippo Goddess to help you out!