i am infact on mobile so if anything looks weird, blame it on that. i will also be posting ic art here, so watch out for that!
side note, i will be adding different headcanons to this funky lad, such as shapeshifting!
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tags:
speaking? [ic posts] - posts that are in character
text on a screen [ic asks] - asks that are in character
who wrote that? [anon asks] - anonymous asks
media warning: [thing] - trigger warning for different things. if i need to tag things, just ask it and i will tag!
you don't deserve my mental baggage [heavy content] - dark or heavy content, like flashbacks or him gettin triggered ig
this might go on for a while... [long posts] - threads
the good stuffs [ic rbs] - in character rebloggings of posts
photos from before [images] - images or photos
philip.ooc - out of character posts or notes
BLOGS/ANONS
the ghost in the sheets [sycophanticsheetghost] - @/sycophanticsheetghost
seems they arent doing their jobs very well... [finding-ranboo] - @/finding-ranboo
what does the fox say? [fundy-chow] - @/fundy-chow
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in this blog, tommys chat is a little tv screen person, who walks around with them or can message them thru his communicator. he has also been revived and has dream trauma. tommy is also trans because i said so. happy ptied to them gays.
Note: due to religious reasons, I cannot type swear words. Thus, said words are replaced in the ID.
[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.
Transcript:
Post 1:
Technoblade: "You're no better for resorting to violence" just say u got no hands and at this point you're too afraid to learn
Post 2:
A Twitter post. The name is listed, then the @.
Biggest man, @tommyinnit: went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster what the heck was that
Post 3:
Dream: I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive attitude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.
Post 4:
A reddit post to r/askreddit.
Question: What was the weirdest way you got into a relationship?
Tubbo: Tax evasion
Philza: Story, please?
Tubbo: No
Post 5:
Ender particle: I'm not gay but... lightning mcqueen is kinda cute
Ranboo: can some of u just shut up
Post 6:
Captain Puffy: I love u Carly Rae Jepson but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs
Foolish: ur balls, hand em over 🔫
Foolish: I could've phrased this better
Post 7:
Foolish: like who hasnt made a deal with a centuries-old entity of questionable moral standing and motives
Post 8:
A Twitter post. The name is listed, then the @.
Boy liker, @ranboo: I don't understand people in horror movies like "uugghhhoho there's a scary guy after me!!!!" just turn around and kiss him bro what seems to be the problem
'Our mother should've just named you Laika' - a c!Tommy exile conflict webweave
'The sad,sad story of Laika, the space dog, and her one way trip into orbit' - Late August, 'Desolate' - @/daggryet 's transcripts - '60 years ago, a good dog died alone in space' by Christopher Keelty - Neighborhood II (Laika) by Arcade Fire - 'A stray dog became the world's first cosmonaut 60 years ago today' Quartz