innocent-lies

Hewo? What is this wonderful world you’ve wondered to? Well it’s tumblr, get ready for some bullshit. My OCs (or muses): Hana, Nora, Ares, Sam & Sammy (usually together), Kaito, Dean, Min Feel free to ask my OCs stuff Also if you want to rp, just ask me, I’m always open to a good roleplay! Anyway for now, Bai peoples ^•~•^

[innocent-llies]

Jae: Min is mine

Kiwi: no he’s mine

Choel: no he’s mine

Jung: no he’s mine

Junsu: no he’s mine

IHN:

Min:

IHN:

Min: I choose Dae

Dae: i dOnT wAnT yOu wUt

[innocent-llies]

Kiwoo: Basically there’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jae way.

Min: isn’t that just the wrong way?

Junsu: yes, but faster.

[innocent-llies]

Isanghan Nala.

Just debuted

Already chaotic.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Jisung: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do," how are you feeling?

Felix: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America," but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger." How about you, Chan?

Chan: Probably "road work ahead."

Seungmin: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them.

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Jihyo: Here at JYPE, every day of winter is Christmas. This morning I saw Jinyoung pour half a pint of vodka into his coffee, which is one of the early signs of getting jolly

Jae, Jimin, Chan, Felix, and Brian: [all screaming in English while throwing ornaments at each other]

Jihyo, sighing: And that’s the second sign

Chaeyoung: Tzuyu come help me hang these lights

Tzuyu: I would but I can’t really see you down there

Chaeyoung:

Chaeyoung: Jeongyeon unnie come help me hang th-

Sunmi, slapping shaving cream on her face: Budget cuts time! I’m Santa this year, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?

Jeongin: A lifetime of happiness and-

Sunmi: Too unrealistic, how does twenty bucks sound

Seungmin: Who drank all the hot chocolate?

Bambam and Momo, using the empty hot chocolate pots as helmets: What

Sana: Soft corner! Who’s ready to wear sweaters and drink lukewarm tea?

Wonpil and Woojin, excitedly raising their hands: :D

Mina: I tried to join the soft corner but Sana unnie wouldn’t let me, so now I’m in the salt corner. I don’t really know what happens here but so far it’s only been Nayeon unnie and Minho fighting over which one of them women find more attractive. I kind of wanna go home

Sungjin: Go Fish

JB, throwing down his cards: We’re playing SOLITAIRE, you impossible crackhead

Rookies:

Ryu Jin: Is this how it is every year

Dahyun, from the distance: JISUNG PLEASE PUT THAT DOWN THAT’S NOT COVERED BY OUR VERY MINIMAL INSURANCE

Yeji, covering Lily’s eyes: I’m calling my lawyers immediately

[just-siren]

Jisung: hold the fuck up

Jisung: I am the fuck-up. Somebody please hold me

[neapolitaliana]

Jungkook: [does the shoot dance]

Felix: [does the orange justice dance]

Namjoon: “What are they doing???”

Chan: “Communicating.”

[bundle-bab]

Hyunjin: Roses are red,

Seungmin: Bees like to buzz.

Felix: Road work ahead?

Han: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

[ahgastays]

Jinyoung: Oh come on, Mark! No one thinks Hyunjin is my son!

Mark, turning to everyone: put your hand up if you thought Hyunjin was Jinyoung’s son.

[everyone puts their hand up]

Jinyoung: HYUNJIN PUT YOUR HAND DOWN

[innocent-llies]

Wait he’s not?? XDD

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School Life: who are you?

Awkward Silence: I’m you, but better.

School Life: Then who is that?

Get Cool: I am the ultimate.

[lolwtfmemes]

[isleofmisfitvoldsoy]

Umbrella Academy characters as shit my friends and I have said

Vanya:

Luther, Allison and Diego:

Klaus and ben:

Five:

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[howdoistopthetrain]

Sam: h-

Dean: FOR THE LAST TIME I’M NOT GAY NO HOMO ALL STRAIGHT I DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE FEELINGS FOR CAS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]