Vodka, Stars, and Tuba Dances

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[oldvintageglamour-deactivated20]

Opera singer Shirley Verrett getting a drink of water during a break of "Macbeth", 1975 🖤💦

[makesoneteam]

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

[a-titty-ninja]

[fanonical]

getting into shows from the 80s and earlier is such a joy - if nerds have digitised them, there's a wealth of old zines and fan content from before i was born, it's wonderful

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

[bloglikeanegyptian]

a comic i started in november 2023, then didn't know how to finish as the numbers kept growing higher and higher. then they grew too high not to finish it

[lamignonette]

[sermna]

After the incident, I put all our photos away. I couldn’t stand to see them, knowing that Sarah was dead and no one knew who killed her. I dumped them in a box and stacked it into a corner of the garage with all the rest of the things I wanted to forget about.

And I did forget about them. For 10 years.

How could I have known what she was trying to say?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[qqchurch]

[disgustinggf]

[stars-bean]

“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

[egobuzz]

[cipheramnesia]

sluts (honorific)

[guerrillatech]

[beardedmrbean]

Potoo says A

[baygeethefirst]

This looks like a bird as envisioned by the Children's Television Workshop

[beardedmrbean]

There's a whole bunch of different types of Potoo/Frogmouth/Uratu

None of them look like something that should occur naturally, they all look like something that escaped the Jim Henson creature workshop.

And I love them all

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

Collecting

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

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[tetrameryxx]

Something dark possessed me to do 200px studies out of these

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

[teaboot]

@mortimermcmirestinks

[mortimermcmirestinks]

IS THAT FANART?

[teaboot]

it’s a warning