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22 🍭 obsessed with Ballet, The Mysterious Benedict Society, and many different things 🍭 icon by もりのくつやさん on picrew 🍭 oh and English is not my native language so I may make mistakes both in grammar, vocabulary and spelling, don't hesitate to correct me 🍭 lesbian oriented aroace 🍭 doll/dor 🍭 ask for jirai blog in DM or ask (not anon)

[never-wake-up]

i miss hello kitty big city dreams

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[evilwizard]

say no more

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[cooing at a picture of a baby bird] awwwwww so cute. awwwww so cutes. awwwso cutes. awwwww [face grows cold and distant as my motherly instincts kick in] if the unit does not generate surplus value it must be destroyed

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[torracat]

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

[bookwyrminspiration]

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

[bookwyrminspiration]

actually it’s for more than my gender

[tw-5]

[sillyguy-supreme]

[callas-pancake-tree]

[faggot-friday]

[safer-inthe-forrest]

[unknownorigins-uo]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[vedalsocute]

tried a new style :>

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Wait, when exactly was your death and resurrection? I'm making a chart of sorts of other tumblr users who have died and come back from deactivating or banning

you're making what

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway nothing dramatic happened with my blog I accidentally deleted it almost seven years ago and then immediately remade when it couldn't be restored

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[triumph-of-adaptation]

RIP Sam Neil

[homunculus-argument]

Having played enough magic the gathering with random strangers digitally, at this point the only thing I don't understand about this game is how tf do people play this game irl face-to-face with each other without rampant wanton violence breaking out.

This mf had me ON A FIRING LINE with me having ZERO CREATURES on board and they had enough untapped cards to KILL ME TWICE OVER and instead of just attacking at me in the face THEY KEPT OVERTHINKING for so long that I had to kill myself just to end the game. Imagine being in ancient Rome, thrown into the gladiator ring, knowing that the only way you'll leave this stage is in pieces once the beast you're pitted against has torn you apart.

And the gate to the opposite side of the arena opens and out comes A FUCKING SLUG. God damnit fuck.

[toasterthreaddaddy]

Hypothesis: Magic the Gathering players are stinky as a defense mechanism against each other

[homunculus-argument]

Didn't yugioh tournaments have to ban a card where you have to shake your opponent's hand, specifically because some players weaponised their gamer gunk and made sure to be so filthy that the opponent would rather lose the game than be willing to touch them.

[polarity-disturbed]

Vic is never actually trying to win Game Changer.

Vic is playing an entirely different game that happens to be taking place on the same set.

The rules are known only to Vic. The victory conditions are known only to Vic. Half the time I'm not convinced Vic knows them until midway through the episode.

Everyone else is trying to figure out the game Sam has designed.

Vic is trying to discover what happens if you introduce a completely different game into the room.