but i just wanna lay you flat

i'm 18↑ and a student jack of all trades. proud metrosexual. #selflove

[inoperativestatement]

[inoperativestatement]

age gap relationship

Agree?

[elfgrandfather]

i managed to take a picture of one of the small sketches with my phone and then mess around until it looked presentable. first of a few rick² sketches to come ONCE I FIND MY FUCKING SCANNER……..

santorum's sensibilities were offended so perry’s laying on the southern charm or something. is that even a thing? i’ll get better at drawing them, this is like the second picture i’ve done.

[thealogie]

*jon stewart in his office circa 2005* so we make a spinoff show and you’re the star and in essence the stephen colbert character is very bitter because he wants to get dicked down by me

[politiciansandhiphop-deactivate]

Rick Perry x Nicki Minaj

[inoperativestatement]

giving my toddler nabokov to read

[beefwizard91]

Tumblr is a landfill full of victims of parental neglect who think jacking off & smoking weed is funny

[g1pper]

if you’re ever wondering what my YouTube fyp kinda looks like

[g1pper]

[senatortedcruz]

Girl I’m bored let’s scroll through a middle aged woman with no privacy settings’ facebook

[inoperativestatement]

[thepinkpestilence]

Breaking Bad Season 4 Episode 6 “Cornered”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ai won't replace lawyers yet because you can't have sex with ai like a human yet. and of course, lawyers also hold duties outside sexual fantasies

[gretchensinister]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today

[fafafarafafa]

 :(

[inoperativestatement]

unrelated, but I would've loved to work in the real estate industry (guy who got brainwashed by huey lewis & news voice)

[inoperativestatement]

oh, i have been severely misinformed by my poor hearing: i assumed the lyrics "now i'm playing it real straight" said "now i'm playing in real estate"

[inoperativestatement]

unrelated, but I would've loved to work in the real estate industry (guy who got brainwashed by huey lewis & news voice)

[pufout]