haley

I dabble in being excited about things

[ruinedchildhood]

[twoslabsofmeat-deactivated20230]

[tobuscus]

[thatfunnyblog]

AND WHAT!?!

[officialunitedstates]

“fbi” i yell, kicking down your apartment door.

you sit up, shaken, asking whats going on

“ill be asking the questions” i yell as i kick down your closet door

there’s just coats in there you tell me

“fbi” i scream as i kick down your bathroom door

what are you doing you say

“you got any more doors?” i ask

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[crookednose]

i want a house overflowing with plants. i want a big dog who thinks he’s small enough to fit in my lap. i want huge windows that flood the floorboards with light. a porch with a swing that we’re constantly sweeping ash off of. i want ivy growing all around. a bathtub big enough for the both of us.

[theryanproject]

[theawesomeadventurer]

me about my bf

[808demon]

my cats’ reaction to seeing the ceiling fan move for the first time

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[krabby-kronicle]

[bronzyglow]

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

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[monky]

[ebethtumbls]

when you catch a weaker duplicate in pokemon go

[onlytwitterpics]

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]