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Hi, my name's Chris :D I'm a software engineer who is interested in all things technology, math, video games, climbing, HEMA and Sci-Fi/Fantasy.

[justzukothings]

[wizbutts]

[huntysan]

@inputmismatchexception

[inputmismatchexception]

This is literally me. I had 5 porn accounts follow me the other day - IN ONE DAY

[thetriggeredhappy]

Everyone after getting Pokemon Go

[inputmismatchexception]

Okay but like. Asexual forest nymphs.

Some dude: Asexual? So you're a plant?

Nymph: *daisies growing from her hair* Well yes but that's beside the point.

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[bye-bye-little-sebastian-deacti]

This is my favorite post on this entire website

[inputmismatchexception]

Hooray for closet wiring! All this to avoid a single ethernet cable across a walkway haha xD

[starwars]

“That thing’s operational!” -Lando Calrissian

[thecodinglove]

When I have tons of warnings but my code still works

/* by The coding love */

[best-of-memes]

[nasa-official]

DOES POKEMON GO WORK ON THE MOON??? IF SO, CAN I BORROW A ROCKET?

POKEMON GO DOESN’T EVEN WORK ON EARTH RIGHT NOW GODDAM

[givemeinternet]

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

[relentless-soul]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

[steviemcfly]

[apotheosis-begins-blog]

Got pulled over by a cop because we were slowly cruising around the empty campus vigorously playing Pokemon go

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.

Ashley Purdy (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[thecodinglove]

When my try catch doesn't work

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