// Greetings & Salutations//
I see you have stumbled upon this little blog here.
A simple blog with no rhyme or reason to it. Just for me to post silly idle chatter I suppose.
But! Now that I have your attention! You are probably wondering a few things?
Of course you are.
You may know me as Hamato Donatello. And that is still exactly who I am.
However, due to extenuating circumstances, I go by several different titles now. None of which would mean anything to you.
You are mortal, and you reside here, in the mortal realm.
Furthermore, I would like to add that under no circumstances are you to attempt to engage in any...explicit...conversations, actions, etc. I will block you.
And my wife may find you and kill you....I don't know...she does what she wants.
Truth be told, I came here to annoy the hell out of her.
Heh. Hell. Pun 100% intended.
Please! Feel free to ask me whatever you'd like. Just respect my boundaries.
I will respond to anonymous as well as oc/ooc.
All hate will immediately be ignored or blocked.
Tags include the following ::
#๐๐๐ #fallen donnie #devil donnie : in character speaking
#โจdazzledโจ : in character observational reblog
(more to come)
On to the fun stuff.
As I stated above. I am not completely normal anymore.
How? You may ask? Well it's really quite simple.
I died.
Yes, yes. You read that correctly. I died.
Saving my poor...idiotic...stubborn...childish...brother.
It wasn't too bad. I think? I don't remember it very well anymore it's been hundreds of years at this point.
Anywho.
I did, in fact, go to that big cloud in the sky! Contrary to what others might have thought! Myself included!
Buuuuuttttt.....I may...or may not...have killed an angel.
Ok...yea. I did. To be fair, that person shouldn't have been there anyway.
Aaannyywwaaayyy...I fell after that. Which is good! Because otherwise I wouldn't have gotten to see my wife anymore and that would have been terrible.
Yes, wife. You hear that shippers. Don't come into my ask box talking nonsense about love and "will you be mine" shit. I. Have. A. Wife.
She's pretty.
And decidedly crazy.
Hm. Leo probably would tell me to wrap it up by now.
Very well.
That is all for now.
Fair thee well!
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