Insane Homestuck Thread

Somewhere in the depths of the internet, there is a Homestuck thread. We are all totally cuckoo. Is now reposting old stuff with commentary twice a day at the usual time.

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It has been 4 years and 1 day since you last post... Are you dead...???

No, but I have a full-time job now and don't frequent the thread. It is probably best to assume that this blog is effectively done.

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Google + was shit, and was a dark time we are best to forget.

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Guess who just became relevant again!

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Update

I’m putting the recycling on hold for a bit, just because I’m pretty busy at the moment and don’t really have the energy to keep up.

It’s looking like this state of affairs will be continuing for most of November, so we’ll see what things look like in December.

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It’s like Cyclops’ eye beams, except bacon.

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Bacon: the interdimensional death attack that makes other interdimensional death attacks worth eating.

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I like girls who aren’t fucking nuts.

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Seems reasonable to me.

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I still believe in Vriska! *plants Prince of Hope flag*

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There’s no call to go believing in Vriska. It only encourages her.

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In the absence of deets, the mind goes to the outlandish.

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I assume “the outlandish” in this picture is Gamzee, but honestly who knows.

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Stupid mons relying on friendship to evolve. Friendship isn’t about stuffing berries in your fat head you stupid mon. I miss the good old days when you can just force your mons to battle until their breath was a bloody lather and then they evolved lest they incur your displeasure.

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It’s fair to say the Pokemon series evolved over time wait where are you going

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But there is tons of proof. You know, like every time Fefeta, Nepeta or Feferi have said anything recently.

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Be fair to Hussie, when he loses interest in a character, you don’t need to wait around to find out. It’s made very clear by the bit where they die.

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The best part are the buttons to collapse and expand the chatlogs. Sometimes I just sit there for hours, opening and closing.

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It’s like the world’s least interesting fidget cube!

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But you see, Roxy’s face isn’t as much of a catalyst to inspire them to pair a picture with porn music or whatever.

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Given some of the faces Roxy makes I think you could in theory pair at least one picture of her with any given music, from porn music to Yakety Sax.

Probably a lot more for the latter, it has to be said.

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The main point of being a teenager is to blow off all the hyperdrama that would otherwise turn up in later life and ruin it.

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As someone who has dealt with like three episodes of bullshit drama exploding out of nowhere in the last year and a half I can say this is accurate.

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Oh god the shorts. THE SHORTS.

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Did anyone not react this way to Jake’s godtier outfit?

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>Wear your sunglasses at night, so you can, so you can Keep track of the visions in your eyyes.

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The great thing is that given the way Homestuck’s characters are often super into something not considered particularly cool, having one of them say “incidentally, no song ever made goes harder than Sunglasses at Night” would actually fit really well.

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Rather than shut the fuck up. I’d like you to learn. Punctuation.

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I didn’t realise Blunt from Freefall was on this forum.

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You’d really have to be trying to die of liver failure in your teens.

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This is actually kind of insensitive to people with severe liver conditions and I’m sorry I used it.

That’s not a joke, either.

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They aren’t functional because 1) they’re heavy as shit

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Point of order, shit is actually pretty light, at least unless you’re carrying a lot of it.