Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

18+ Vaas Montenegro / Far Cry Experience / FC3 Roleplay / Asks / Making Friends

[insanityofvaas]

I need a good fucking theme. Help me out, huh, amigo? 

Whatever, whatever. 

I’m not making no fancy image or none of that shit. Maybe I will later. Maybe not. For now, you get an old style intro, y’know? 

Vaas. That’s me. I’m here to answer your questions. I’m here to play out your sick fantasies. Mine, too, but I’m not so sure you can handle them, amigo. Knowing this, you better be 18+. I find out your not and I’m going to have to get rid of you. Maybe I don’t have a lot of lines I won’t cross, but that’s one of them. There won’t be any negotiating. 

If you want to know more you can hop on over to the rules or visit my Carrd page. Sure, there’s a lot some stuff that’s still being worked on. Good things take time. And, hey, if you got a question and haven’t found the answer, ask me. My DMs are open. 

[insanityofvaas]

Oh boy, I've done it.

[insanityofvaas]

My depressed ass hasn't been here in a hot minute. Sorry about that. I just haven't been in the headspace.

I still don't know if I am.

Anyway, I posted this over on my alt blog and I'd like to post it here too for more exposure. You know how it is.

So, I may rebrand this blog or make a new one, with the latter being more likely.

If I go through with it, it's going to be for Hawkeye. Yeaaah. Mainly Rivals, because that is one fine ass look. It grew on me fast. I've been debating this for a bit because, hey, I really want to write Hawkeye again. I really want to write with a Bucky (I miss writing). And while I've tried elsewhere, I've pretty much been shoved out, because some communities do be like that. I thought I found a place, but tonight the Bucky there dropped me like a bad habit.

Is my writing just that shitty? I'm starting to think so.

Anyway, if you write Bucky or know someone who does, direct them to my DMs, pretty please. If I do get another blog going, I'll share it.

[littlemissawry]

Sometimes baby girl is a mid 20s asshole frat boy

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

IT HURTS BUT ITS TRUE

[insanityofvaas]

That's why I fucking love you.

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

You're an actual simp

[insanityofvaas]

You complaining, baby?

[littlemissawry]

Sometimes baby girl is a mid 20s asshole frat boy

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

IT HURTS BUT ITS TRUE

[insanityofvaas]

That's why I fucking love you.

[empty-sigh]

Show me what a good girl you are by licking the precum off the tip of my dick while looking into my eyes

[mynewworstthoughts]

And then maintaining eye contact while I shove my entire dick down your throat.

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

I WISH

[insanityofvaas]

Gonna be your late Christmas gift.

[chocopinda]

Happy holidays from me and my silly bunnies :3

[insanityofvaas]

@jasonsnowwhitebrody

Baby, what do you want for Christmas?

[insanityofvaas]

Top 9 characters I loved in 2023 🖤

Thank you @josephseedismyfather and @hotmessteaparty for the tag! Love you guys for thinking of me!

A lot of this is going to be so very predictable, haha.

If only I could include everyone, huh? Then again, I'd be here forever if I tried that, haha.

Tagging with no pressure: @chocopinda @jasonsnowwhitebrody @themadknightuniverse @chaosgoodvibes @connietheo @kidkubrick @so-cal-douchebagand everyone else inclined to do this!

[insanityofvaas]

@jasonsnowwhitebrody

Still love me? 'Cause, baby, I fucking love you.

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

Of course I love you, you moron

[insanityofvaas]

You hold my heart in your hands, baby.

[insanityofvaas]

@jasonsnowwhitebrody

Still love me? 'Cause, baby, I fucking love you.

[angelfvkr-deactivated20240509]

make them suck your thumb while you’re balls deep

[insanityofvaas]

@jasonsnowwhitebrody

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

dont gotta ask twice baby

[insanityofvaas]

This is why we're fucking perfect.

[angelfvkr-deactivated20240509]

make them suck your thumb while you’re balls deep

[insanityofvaas]

@jasonsnowwhitebrody

[insanityofvaas]

OCs as kinds of suffering

Another big thanks to @josephseedismyfather for another quiz for me to do! ❤️

Christian:

Despair The tunnel never had a light. You wish for nothing because you know you'll receive nothing, and your hopes died out long ago. The only thing that keeps you going is the thrill of emptiness you feel when things don't turn out your way. It's bitter. It's proof. Proof that you don't feel this way for nothing.

Liam:

Yearning The pain in your chest bubbles knowing that what you want may never be yours. You're lost in a fantasy world, or consumed by what you wish you were or had as opposed to what you do. It's hard to appreciate what's around you when you're appreciating the hope of what could be instead.

Heeey, some more very good results. These do help with OCs a lot!

More tagging, no pressure: @chocopinda @jasonsnowwhitebrody @hotmessteaparty @chaosgoodvibes @so-cal-douchebag and, again, everyone else that wants to as I lazily tag. 💖

[insanityofvaas]

OCs as tragic love archetypes

Thank you @josephseedismyfather for tagging me for this quiz and also sorry for the wait! ❤️

Christian:

07. FATHER'S SON Breathe down your own neck, it's the sound of smashing fist against furniture in another room again. The wringing hem of cloth and pattern of an escalating heart. Love is tumultous to you. There is grief and disguised forgiveness to damp down the yearning. A permanent fear of tender flesh spilling out, still- you must refrain of growing attached to the fear you had installed into you. Let go of the notion that love is still to be cherished with a hole in the head. Scrub crimson ancestry off wooden floors and try again tomorrow when your hands don't shake cold from the blood loss. Love isn't a fist to escape. Fill the hole in your head with cotton and know you are to be adored. You are deserving of an embrace without flinching.

Liam:

03. CUPID'S BROTHER You have been love adjacent all your life. The faint spill of another story that softly grazed your shoulders when stood too close. Whether by design or not, you have yet to build a clear image of what love means to you. The interlocked weaving of a picture locket bound to strand of hair when hugged to tight, the sunpatch that meets your soles in glaring sun dried fields when running with a friend. You are not far from love, but moving between line of collision and avoidance at all times. A faint glimmer on sea lake surface of what could be. There is time to find what you want, find whether it's enough as is. Love is in you, breathing in another day. Continue as you are, realizing the love that is slowly blossoming in your life as it sharpens and clears in brushstrokes.

I really do love these quizzes! While not always 100%, all of them always hit on points that are so on the nose correct for the characters I run through them. So fun!

Tagging with no pressure: @chocopinda @jasonsnowwhitebrody @hotmessteaparty @chaosgoodvibes @so-cal-douchebag and anyone else that wants to, you know I'm a lazy fucker! 💖

[h0rnyv01d-deactivated20250806]

thinking about getting railed in the filthiest, nastiest ways imaginable

[allo-frouto]

*guilty*

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

Ey, stop calling me and @insanityofvaas out please

[insanityofvaas]

If we're getting called out we should go do something kinky right fucking now @jasonsnowwhitebrody

[insanityofvaas]

@jasonsnowwhitebrody

Baby, let's do something nice for Christmas.

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

and by "nice" do you mean decorate the hanging bodies by the camp in tinsel, lights and santa hats?

[insanityofvaas]

...I mean, yeah.

But, like, listen. We can decorate a palm tree, too. It'll be fucking amazing. And you can wear a Santa hat, y'know?

I wanna get you a gift, too.

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

I swear to God....

FINE

But when you find the tigers dressed in Christmas outfits I dont wanna hear shit

[insanityofvaas]

Yeah, alright. That's a fair fucking deal.

...

You know I missed you, right? Sorry I ain't been myself, baby.

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

I missed you too

And dont apologise for not being okay

[insanityofvaas]

Just know this:

I'm back baby, and I'm worse than ever!