Jake

Very sad bo 🖤Madly in love🖤

[insecurepebble]

Basket Case could be a campfire song if you wanted it to be.

[insecurepebble]

All I know "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" as is: Green haired girl is Scott's ex girlfriend. Scott fights ex girlfriend's new boyfriend and dies. Scott has an epiphany, and uses his extra life. He returns to kill his ex girlfriend's boyfriend with his ex girlfriends and his ex ex girlfriends help. All so he can get his ex girlfriend back and start a new life.

And I still love that movie.

[comeuppancee]

i just wanna support your goals and make you the happiest you’ve ever been

[a-healthy-heather]

most important thing i’ve read today

[lomasdope]

You still gotta flirt with her, even if she’s your girl.

[catchymemes]

[cardigran]

[mindful-minds]

[neverthere12345]

[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

[insecurepebble]

I feel like I'm closeting my depression.

[bitchycode]

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

[prettypositivity]

if it makes you happy, it’s not a waste

[insecurepebble]

Sometimes I get so worked up over literally nothing because my brain doesn't know what's happening.

And well I have terrible anxiety that lets me know that if I ask questions, I'll make people upset.

What a wonderful mind.

[stumkes]

Me af

[throwbackblr]

[throwbackblr]

YOU NEARLY KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE FOR A REPTAR ON ICE TICKET 😂

[cleothegoldfish]

Priorities. 

[solarcitrus]

┏( >o<)┓I may be human who makes mistakes but I am not a mistake!  And neither are you!  I’m not sorry!!!  I am thankful for the people who support me!!!!!

[local-space-man-likes-flowers]

@sticki-notes i love you bitch i aint gone ever stop loving you BITCH

[haiku-robot]

@sticki-notes i love you bitch i aint gone ever stop loving you bitch

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[wizardshark]

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

[wizardshark]

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone. 

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes. 

[dogaholic-catholic-deactivated2]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[roseerin-deactivated20181218]

The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones. 

[leanncar]

Also, “android users be like” commentary p much make no sense cause there’s such a huge variety of android phones out there (Samsung, Sony, Oppo, Huawei, etc) all are android phones, with each brand containing such a wide array of products that it’s so dumb to generalize them as “android phones are so so” cause they’re all so different and it’s great that you can go through them and find at least one or two that’s specifically suited for your needs, hobbies and budget. Apple is kinda just all or nothing with their products