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[insert-clever-username-1133]

sooo everyone is making... follower count games???

250 follower rainbow game ask thingie

♥️ - i make you a moodboard or stimboard based on your blog (you specify whether moodboard or stimboard)

🧡 - writing requests! give me some characters or a ship and a prompt and ill write you something

💛 - I show you 3 never before seen pictures of my bird

💚 - art requests! give me a character or 2 (and optionally a prompt) and ill draw you something

💙 - ama about my ocs, i will yap and show art (i haven't talked about them much on here so if your question is literally "who the heck are they" that definitely works)

💜 - i make a moodboard or stimboard (again, you specify) of a character of your choice, original or not

(my intro post)

[deervsheadlights]

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[kuropin]

Dont lock me up for this one

[kuropin]

Dont lock me up for this one

[vivariumsystem]

funny but embarrassing fact: when we very first met i was somehow scared you were homophobic. i looked your queer self in the eye and my two brain cells rubbed together and were like "uhhh what if they don't like gay people oh no!!" J:)

DO I LOOK HOMOPHOBIC???????

[insert-clever-username-1133]

this is how it happened btw

[vivariumsystem]

I FORGOT I SAID THAT . IT WAS BECAUSE I LEFT MY SHOES IN THE DANCE CIRCLE AND I WAS SO SCARED SOMEONE WAS GONNA OUT ME

[insert-clever-username-1133]

lolll dw i heard the context. other than the being scared of getting outed part. because. yknow. the part where i did not yet know you were queer and thought you were maybe homophobic.

but like. the reason this is funny and not just me misinterpreting something is because i did not assume you didn't like lesbians/were homophobic BECAUSE you were saying this, i think it makes sense that someone who was straight in this same situation would just not want their sexuality misinterpreted in a context such as a dance where a lot of the people there are actively looking for romance. i just. for some reason thought you were homophobic and *also* saying this.

[vivariumsystem]

I didn't say the getting outted part cause the guy was homophobic <//3

ALSO i've gotten asked multiple times before if im a lesbian and im always like "no but im a trans dude haha"

[insert-clever-username-1133]

no worries i got that 👍 i was saying I heard the context that you said and was unaware of the context you didn't say (bc you were around someone homophobic)

and dang 😭

[marmot-bee-person]

U do choir, so whats ur favorite time signature?

4/4 cause its the easiest

[dinodoggie]

I’ve just been thinking about all the ways Grace and Rocky would try to cook up taumoeba on their way to erid!

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[jkl-fff]

They're still unclear as to how the anxiety dog can talk, though they're willing to let it slide.

What surprises them most, however, is that the nerds take everything—EVERYTHING—pretty much in stride ... Right up until they unmask the slasher pretending to be the undead Jason Vorhees, and discover he is actually the undead Jason Vorhees. For some reason, that really throws the nerds. They have no idea how to react to that.

(Alternate Ending: They unmask him and discover it was Michael Myers all along.)

[hydrokineticpineapples]

councillor alina fanart

girl is so fanartless 😭 they didnt even wanna make an official one

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[triangleguy]

im always saying this

[vivariumsystem]

funny but embarrassing fact: when we very first met i was somehow scared you were homophobic. i looked your queer self in the eye and my two brain cells rubbed together and were like "uhhh what if they don't like gay people oh no!!" J:)

DO I LOOK HOMOPHOBIC???????

[insert-clever-username-1133]

this is how it happened btw

[vivariumsystem]

I FORGOT I SAID THAT . IT WAS BECAUSE I LEFT MY SHOES IN THE DANCE CIRCLE AND I WAS SO SCARED SOMEONE WAS GONNA OUT ME

[insert-clever-username-1133]

lolll dw i heard the context. other than the being scared of getting outed part. because. yknow. the part where i did not yet know you were queer and thought you were maybe homophobic.

but like. the reason this is funny and not just me misinterpreting something is because i did not assume you didn't like lesbians/were homophobic BECAUSE you were saying this, i think it makes sense that someone who was straight in this same situation would just not want their sexuality misinterpreted in a context such as a dance where a lot of the people there are actively looking for romance. i just. for some reason thought you were homophobic and *also* saying this.

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

walkin so cutesy together <3

[decompose1]

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

[vivariumsystem]

funny but embarrassing fact: when we very first met i was somehow scared you were homophobic. i looked your queer self in the eye and my two brain cells rubbed together and were like "uhhh what if they don't like gay people oh no!!" J:)

DO I LOOK HOMOPHOBIC???????

[insert-clever-username-1133]

this is how it happened btw

[vivariumsystem]

funny but embarrassing fact: when we very first met i was somehow scared you were homophobic. i looked your queer self in the eye and my two brain cells rubbed together and were like "uhhh what if they don't like gay people oh no!!" J:)

DO I LOOK HOMOPHOBIC???????

[insert-clever-username-1133]

NO 😭 You literally looked queer like I saw you and my brain went "that's a queer person" and I just like ignored it lol

[vivariumsystem]

the thing is my cousin (the guy i was w. yk who i mean) is the MOST HOMOPHOBIC guy EVER. and he's NEVER clocked me or at least brought it up

[insert-clever-username-1133]

DANG. i mean tbf people tend to not assume these things and even have a bit of a blind spot for people close to them + homophobic people tend to ime have very specific assumptions for what queer people look/outwardly act like. but dang