GUZMA .

art by @daylight404

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guzma rp blog , follows back from @.dankusoofficial .

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I also agree that we need more bears

Guys are we talking bears like the family or bears like the gay guys

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Both ❤️

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Its October 3rd you know what that means

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I forgot to add tags. Let me try again

Its October 3rd you know what that means!!!

[alolanmoonrise]

Intro Post ⏾⋆.˚

Alola, everyone! My name is Palani Aukai, he/they, and I'm a 23 year old aspiring scientist currently studying at Blueberry Academy. More specifically, I'm studying Ultra Space/Ultra Wormholes; even more specifically, links between Ultra Space and Legendary Pokemon, like the Creation Trio. My home region is Alola, and I'm specifically from Ula'Ula island. At the moment I have three Pokemon; Ikaika the Absol, Akoni the Scolipede, and Kaila the Mimikyu. For hobbies, I... can cook. I like spray painting? At the moment, most of my time is studying, at work, taking care of my Pokemon, or exploring the Terrarium. Oh- right. I work at the School Store. Not the one for Battle Items, the one for school merch and snacks and whatnot. I'm... not sure what else to say, so. Seeya soon? 𖤓 THIS USER ACCEPTS ALL INTERACTIONS 𖤓

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🦖 thrown together edit but this . this is how guz is to me

( personal hcs of him . my single braincelled fool )

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{ comically loud snoring . mp3 }

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[image of Guzma using a bottle to nurse a toxel] is this one of those extra dimensional ultra workholes things I got to worry bout did I find a second you by accident

… wh . huh . yeah that’s probably just another version’ve me ……. somehow .

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Pay your god damn tab

Signed your galarian bartender friend

Ps-pick up the toxtricity you decided to catch on a whim taking care of him is hell

i … think ‘ya sent this to the wrong man there , bud .

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{ oh that is one FAT malasada . goddamn . }

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SHAREE please bos s

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{ was he totally planning on sharing anyways bc his ass is not finishing this on his own ? maybe !! who knows !!! he’s totally not gonna admit that - }

get’cha ass over here , then - !!

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OMW OMW OMW

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{ and he shall wait - probably isn’t gonna take long , heh . }

👍🏽❗️❗️.

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🦖 also hi new people i am TRYING to be active here again i prommy

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{ oh that is one FAT malasada . goddamn . }

[team-flow-official]

Do you think really cringy Alolan guys say this when they’re talking about ass? Like when they think they’re bein all ‘oh if we talk in code it’s not harassment’ ?

I dunno. Damn I could go for a malasada rn. I’m hungry as fuck.

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…. wasn’t talkin’ about it like that . there’r probably some other dipshits that’ll use it that way , but i’m not one of ‘em .

{ big ol malasada chomp . }

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{ oh that is one FAT malasada . goddamn . }

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SHAREE please bos s

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{ was he totally planning on sharing anyways bc his ass is not finishing this on his own ? maybe !! who knows !!! he’s totally not gonna admit that - }

get’cha ass over here , then - !!

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{ oh that is one FAT malasada . goddamn . }

[poisonmonoxide]

{ you have now suddenly gotten a big ol kiss right on the forehead . he missed you , man . }

- @bugged-skulls

Woah !!!, was wondering where you'd pop up. Good to be home, I missed you. SO much actually. Normal people suck so bad

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{ he’s got a big ol’ dumbass grin , sorta just . holding xide’s face in his hand(s) (! he got a prosthetic in the time they’ve been apart , apparently . no i’m not explaining that . ) - ouuhh . there’s the guy he loves oh so very much . ssooo very much . goddamn . }

can say the same here , you’ve been nearly the only thing on my mind for … the last couple months ?

arceus , how long has it even been …

{ feels like it’s been forever . }

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🦖 bought a guzma card 2day ( technically yesterday but sshhhh ) and reunited him w/ golisopod :3c

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fuck

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10/10 post

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… thanks ?

[loueisvogel]