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MAKING A RAGATHA RAG DOLL! (part 0)
since the TADC movie premiers in theaters tomorrow (and I'm going to see it), I thought I should do/bring something for the occasion
first idea was to make a pomni inspired football jacket, like the one Glitch sells (which is waaay too expensive with shipping for my country, and hey I have the ability to sew, I can cook something up myself), but I couldn't find a blue and a red hoodie (with no text or anything) IN ANY THRIFT STORE (or the flea market), and I've been in like 5, several times. I didn't feel like buying the jersey fabric, thrifting is cheaper, and I would have (weirdly shaped) scraps I would throw away after cutting.
So I did the next best thing: decided to make my own raggedy Ragatha!
this is jzst the intro post, I'll try to write more about my process AND scan you my pattern, so that you too can have your own Ragatha!
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
peak tumblr moment
tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery
(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)
her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️⚧️
@this-is-trans-joy
This is trans joy!!!
OMG, this is adorable 🥹
I just want Perry to get far enough in the Tumblr sexyman contest to go against Doofenshmirtz that's all I want I don't care who wins I just want this for them
Same, for real
amen!
Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat
The prophecy✨👀 (without text ver. can be found here)
YOOOOOOOOO
Reminder that February 1 is just the beginning of it all and you still have time to draw them. Keep the art coming
💐 THE HUSBANDS 💐
Original post here
Wait..
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
@adhdoofenshmirtz
chat, are you seeing this or am I delusional?!
Perryshmirtz is peak Tumblr shipping. It's been popular since the mid 2010s. It's childhood nostalgia now. It's a meme to a certain degree. It's half furry half Tumblr sexy man. It's mlm. It's rivals to lovers. Enemies in love. Good vs Evil. It's been teased at in canon. It was never meant to be shipped and no one was supposed to thirst after Doofenshmirtz and YET
I don't think it wasn't meant to be shipped. Look at this official Disney valentine day card
You had no other choice but to ship them
I meant from the beginning as in the early production before episode 1, unless that's a very very very old card
This is from the pilot and yes that's a very old card
You have no idea how much I love chibi Perry and Doof
SORRY WHAT
[comic] "GayINATOR went wrong... or did it?"
Happy pride month everyone! May the gay be with you!
i reeeally hope i didnt mess up the signs...
YESSS PLATONIC butstill gay PERRYSHMIRTZ
My propaganda for tumblr sexyman contest cuz I saw my fav Perry the Platypus design by @chio-chan2 is in the running 🥳🥳
Version of just the background under the cut and!! Available for use if u tag me
WOOOWWWWW THIS IS SO GOOOOD
Okay the weapons of all the participants its such a nice detail, I can see Zoro's sword!!! 🙌
Vote here
Ok this is a f masterpiece
AGREE 100%
WE GOTTA MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 69
Human Version of Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)
Spamton (Deltarune)
Human Perry art by my personal favorite PnF fan artist @chio-chan2artbox
human!perry looks like a dad or a cool uncle
love it
life hack for introverted nerds who want to improve social skills:
1. get really interested in something that there are tour guides for, (e.g pyramids, the sistine chapel, pompeii…) preferably something site specific
2. research topic until you feel like an expert (tip: you can find academic papers by searching filetype:pdf site:edu)
3. book a private tour
4. your tour guide will most likely also be an introverted nerd, but due to years of dealing with people they would probably have good social skills!
5. you should be able to maintain a conversation with them due to your excessive research (your cover will be that you wanted to see the thing in person)
6. yayyy you win!!
now just repeat until you get good (bonus: there’s no lose situation because if you do it enough you just become an educated individual and that’s even better than talking to people)
But what happens if i can't do step one ????
uhhhr I can’t help with that but I can help with the researching process? steps 1-2
a) write a bunch of really mundane things then find related stuff (e.g. water -> chlorine -> wwi or alternatively water -> artificial intelligence -> brain waves)
b) pick one that has relevant themes today, (e.g. chlorine -> uses in warfare vs uses in cleaning supplies / ai -> whether it renders human evolution useless) this helps you work it into normal conversations
c) watch few a general YouTube videos and write down main points. then fact check these points.
d) read some academic articles, they’re honestly what gets me into research the most. lots of them are really entertaining, and i read them when I’m procrastinating.
e) make a bunch of presentations + speeches and write a few essays on the topic OR just remember everything. something I like to do to is go onto Reddit and see what they’re saying about the topic and check if they’re actually correct about it. this is useful because it highlights a bunch of common misconceptions in the area
yay! now you’re super knowledgeable in a specific aspect that most likely no one cares about!
hopefully you get interested in smth along the way :)
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Happy pride month.
happy pride to all who celebrate
and may hateful assholes have a sweaty, dry june
game time!
favourite animal(s)??
mine are: cheetahs and raccoons
tags: @marshmellows-with-yeonjun @minnies-girl @krispiestar @nico-flo @deathbymicrophone @depressedwhimsicalchild +open tags
mine are: Owls and Moths
@chxmamire-guu @angelicflurries @ultimate-fashion-designer @ottxrpopz @sk1nnylikefel1x
@mentallyillhasegawa @hasemurarules145
moths, axolotls and dragons !!!
@idiocytheater @astralcuite @ultimate-v1olinist @p0ssibly-an-ali3n @mentallyillhasegawa
sea dragons and snakes !!
@figment-of-ur-imagination-4 @kittycatutaite @z5mb1e-cur3 @b1ngl3zz @rowandrawss @chairwhit @melzsayzhai @yogurtsmoothie0109 @spellcastinghearts and uhh open tags
fennic fox or arktic fox
Tags: @randomvodkaboy @vanillabean5645 @eman0neb @v-viviro @ultimate-influencer @mentallyillhasegawa @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 @sweetieapril @ofathousandscenes + open tags
Thank you for the tag!
Red foxes and tigers
@spookyscqr , @rotting-lilac , @l-xapr0 , @plague-crane , @spellcastinghearts , @reze-bo0m , @yumebwun , @cinnabwun @m4d3-of-styr0foam , @tormentingcupid , @blurringmysoull , @deadlydevout , @hauntingtheunknown , @bottleangels , @110budd , @bleustringsoup , @momoka-angelz , @atetheluck , @lovelycutiemoekochan , @b3st3st-k1tty , @luc1d-landfill , @themorbiddarling , @ra1ning--candies , @l1fe1sp0ppli0 , @sicklysweet420 , @thatonebrackletdog , @lycorislacerations , @fix-my-heart , @bloody------snow , @silvertrail-forgotten , @f0rever-devoted , @hummingkittis , @ang3lofsorrow , @itzzkaylaaa , @sunkissed-melodies , @pr3ttyr0ses , @d3aths-l0yal-d0g , @lemon-v1ne @y0ur-g0r3-wh0r3 , @star-crossedloverboy , @bruised-bun, @achilles-the-loser, @cgsdraws, @r3str4int-usrbx
blue tongued skink and skunks :3
@shoegazing-cowboy @empress-azrae1 @winterinkspill @z0mbie-is-a-prowler @sh4rkt33th @sharkboyraptured @freakylittlerants @corpseofcorvid @puppy-exe @viansparkles @noodleswashere
THANK YOU FOR GHE TAG VINCET MWAH
otters!!!!! 🦦🦦🦦🦦
@draccv @boyefailure @iilike2eat @sweetboyken @quiet-and-unknown2 @servingfairydust @fictionalsimp09
ty forthe tag noods
albino raccoons and lynxes :p
@rott-y @cosmiccomrade @cy-more-like-cry @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @illkmsisweargottermed
idk if you do tag games but @deusben 🫀
Ooooo
Snow leopard and crows!! :3
@lovethesedamnbooks @cosmiccomrade @bottleangels
ravens, cats and rats :)
@meowstyle @rivenlol000no and anyone else :)
cats, birbs, capybara, DUCKY
@empress-azrae1 @vampzip @cryptedlullaby @willivia @thesoftestmariposa @taurus-boredom @sunnaestt @laterkiss @shcyn
Thanks for tag Riven and @itsmesuhasini
CAPYBARAS, cats, and frogs
@lol-leo @mareteeth @sunnykisune @l7nareclipse @okaysoyeah
Foxes, Capybaras, and Ravens
@planetcherryyy @theunleftdepressed
Wolves, Foxes and cats
@dreamweazel @noir-helimorte @phantomg1rl
ty for the tag !
cats and ferrets <3
@saintivey @cyannidex33 @dark-dovedevotion
Thank you very much for the tag or danke or whatever language you want
My favourite animals are red foxes and snakes
Nudibranch! The orange-peel doris is one of my favorites! I also like moon jellyfish, skunks and bears!
@camille-the-space-ghost @naga-20 @the-ace-reader
I like capybaras, crocodiles, pgymys, hamsters, cats ( except my neighbour's cat, he is a rival of mine, I hate him, he stole my bread and he doesn't even ate it!!!), dogs and foxes, wolves, racoon, sharks and pigs!!!!
An animal lover at heart though not at practice? Cause I'm scared of animals and I don't want to hurt and scare them away...
(I love this. The last time I did this is on wattpad, snd by God that makes me feels so old... though I was like 8-9 that time??? Dunno...)
As for tags ummm....
@drazhaq cause I really like your arts so now I wanna know what kind of animal you like
@deadgirldreaming if you don't mind🥺🥺🥺
@sakasiitt pretty please with cherries on top???
Fav animals: Cats, dogs, rabbits, sheep, goats, deer, snakes, crows, ravens, pigeons, ducks, owls, bees, sharks.
*tosses tag at @cakerybakery @things-arent-what-they-seem66 @lion-rye @mossysjournal
*grabs the tag*
uhh this is a tough one...
I'm a big fan of birds so I'll say woodpeckers!
@lustfuldemonlady @cmd-shift4 @myosotis-elinora
holy fuck. please people spread the word.
moot- @pansexual-frog-offical
and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical
@ao3org @anti-furry-offical @autisimyfoxerronii @autisticfeministcranberry @aschermorgan @badjokesbyjeff @byjove @but-will-it-be-famous @bisexual-kitkat-offical @bleedingpencils @chickfila-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @duck-from-hell-offical @doxxer-offical @drudg30n @depsidiase @genderqueer-offical @gambling-offical @homunculus-argument @holy-roman-empire-official @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @isdonaldtrumpdeadyet @julius-caeser @justcallmedom31 @lycan-freak @lucifer-the-gay-offical @laundrydetergentskeleton @lemonade-offical @marblefoxarcheress @man-offical @mischievous-archeologist @normal-offical @nurse-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 @no-one-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @offcommitingarson @our-queer-experience @purplezrb @rubix-offical @raxlexander @raventhecrispy-offical @raynilikescats @stacys-dad-offical @snail-offical @sirsamueloflydia @satan-offical @isuggestrevolution
@boykisser-offical @femboy-offical @juliet-capulet-offical @stacys-dad-offical @evil-joke-explainer-offical @evilpineapple-offical @johnnyshank @jophiel-offical
Open tags
OH HEELLLL TO THE NAW.
@mossysjournal @dante-the-potato @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @starsandstuffyayyy, @starfizzydolly, @kiryancat, @cervidaemailboxes, @handlelevine60, @soraxkairiakaaustinxtoastoffical + open tags
oh hey, candycourn watcher in the wild on tumblr! Love their whimsical aesthetic...
WAIT WHAT!?? WTF is going on in America
@dante-the-potato @sageourplanetmeow @cmd-shift4 @deadgirldreaming