[jennifergarner]

I’ll be there for you. 

[princesconsuela]

david schwimmer is a GIFT.

[trashybooksforladies]

Female Awesome Meme: [2/5] Women With the Best Character Growth » Rachel Green “It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’ And then today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don’t want to be a shoe?’ What if I wanna be a - a purse, y'know? Or a hat?”

[hobeui-archive-deactivated20200]

Dammit woman pull yourself together! Have some pride for the love of God!

[dingusandsmartypants]

[queenofthesaiyans]

Literally me

[livingabovetherest-deactivated2]

They nailed it.

[crrocs]

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

[sextnoise]

I AM DEAD

[insert-witty-blogname-here]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[free-booty]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[afk]

when u reread a message 7 times and still don’t know how to respond

[dailytwitterposts]

[poeticsuggestion]

update: still not anyone’s first priority

[sheneedshislove]

[krusca]

lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things 

[asociate]

What's the furthest you've gone sexually?

i give rly good handshakes

[psych2go]

If you are awake right now, what time is it there and what are you thinking about?

[princesconsuela]

Phoebe’s other friends