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Hi I have 2 cats

[sayruq]

No mainstream news channel broadcasted South Africa's presentation at the Hague (you actually had to find a livestream YouTube or Al Jazeera) but they broadcasted Israel's arguments 🙃

[notahorseindisguise]

like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[crplpunkklavier]

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[doggogills-but-worse]

my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it's not even on that post

[vivisection1013]

[rainbowgaez]

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

[rainbowgaez]

keep talking shit and yuore gonna be passenger number 43

[free-booty]

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[zodiac--signs]

Relatable to: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

[free-booty]

I’m none of those signs

[catchymemes]

[thewebcomicsreview]

[annalisasparkleshine]

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

[weirdmageddon]

[tunisian]

on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2024

[freshpickle]

[catchymemes]

[riverpiracy]

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket