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ampervadasz

Unmute !

256gb

a strong contender for 2021 post of the year

lady-feral

I’ve been cackling since halfway through that🤣

37q

cowboy

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

cowboy

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

quinintheclouds

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

headspace-hotel

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

ankewehner

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

headspace-hotel

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

day-time-dream

where is the raccoon getting the heart

cowboy

don't worry about it

pissvortex

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally

pissvortex

the water haters have logged on

pissvortex

for the love of god please help me

gravityjunior

some-1one

keepcalmandcarriefischer

This can’t be real, can it?

roseyturtles

,,,,slorp

yourlocalangelkin

Soup,,

fail-boat

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

thinkveganworld

Play video, sound on.

chairman-buttlicker

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂