Welcome.

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I wish for a friend. :)

I will become your friend - but also, I think I shall give you another friend, too.

They are very determined to make you happy!

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genie i wish for every dog to have a good day today and perhaps a small and healthy bone for the handsome boys... can this be done? thank you genie

Of course. Dogs are perfect animals and each and every one of them deserves to have an outstanding day.

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my dude, you ever think about space? this universe is fucking big, man

Hmmm, yes, many times. Some days it feels weird to know that we are only a spec of this whole universe.. Ah, but no need to get existential. Space is wonderful and it is a shame we may never get to see all of it.

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Genie can you send me a hot bf?

Here is a very Hot boyfriend for you. His name is Henry.

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genie im lonely can we have a slumber party

Definitely! If you want, I shall bring home-made cookies.

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genie can u cure my depression

This cat, once you take a look into its eyes, will clear you of your depression. It will then hold out its paw for you and, if you choose to hold it, will bring you a great feeling of happiness.

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genie please turn some of my sadness into motivation

Alright.

You can do anything! I believe in you, friend! You have all the power to do what your heart desires!

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genie! you're a great friend! my wish is that you'll always be a wonderful friend to everyone and they'll all be wonderful friends to you!

Of course!

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I wish you to be the happiest being in the universe. I wish you to be free.

I am already free my friend. What I am doing now makes me feel free more than all else. And I will amend your wish to make myself one of many happiest beings in the universe, as I cannot take all the happiness. I will spread my happiness to all of you and everyone else who needs it.

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Genie i wish for the demons to stop terrorizing me when im both awake and asleep

Take this and the demons will disappear.

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genie! i wish for you to wear anon sunglasses, and be a cool kid with us!

How is this?

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Will u give me Mac n cheese?

Here you go friend. I have made it with love.

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do genies have nipples

Yes.

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I wish i'd stop having crazy ass dreams about being the joker pls

Hmm… Then from now on you will have mild dreams about being the Joker. Normal human activities, except you are the Joker. Specifically the one from Batman Adventures. I would say the Jared Leto version, but that’s a fate I would never place onto anyone.

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can you give me a well translated colored version of the part 5 manga

Meet me behind an Arby’s.

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i really like this blog you have, seeing the healthy banter between you and the people asking really gets my mood up,usually blogs like this are very spiteful so it is a nice change of pace. as for my wish i wish for everyone to have a great year despite the circumstances they may be in, and for everyone to develop healthy friendships and relationships and for people to succeed this year in their personal goals. thank you genie, keep up the good work! <3 woegarden

Oh yes, definitely. It is much more fun to be nice to everyone. And what a great wish! I will personally go to each and every one of you and make sure we all have a great year together. Also, to the prior wish of yours that I have not yet answered - of course I will be your friend. And to everyone here, do not be afraid to ask to be my friend, even if it is not a wish, as you are all my friends.

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I wish Markiplier loved me

I can assure you he loves all of his fans, but I will enter his home and tell him to love you more.