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I'm Allyx. Honestly I don't fucking know what I'm doing anymore. Always taking fic requests. 24|she/her

[momoconteng]

Kabedon’t

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[fanonical]

harry potter, surprising literally everyone, retires from being an auror to make ceramics in a cottage in the hills. “i don’t know,” the boy who lived said in a statement. “becoming a potter just seemed right, you know?”

[risenreading-deactivated2018060]

I’ve been on this site for how long and I am in shock it took this long for a potter joke

[bigmammallama5]

i draw and make pottery but ive never drawn somebody doing pottery so this was fun and i fully support this even if its just a joke lol

[sainamoonshine]

#youre a hazard harry

[obeekris]

Does he also grow out a giant bushy beard like Hagrid’s, so that he can be a hairy potter?

[inverted-typo]

I wish i had an even more vague void than the internet to scream into

[smol--jelly]

An abandoned Kmart parking lot just before dawn

[inverted-typo]

Jesus I didnt say a whole different dimension

[writeouswriter]

My characters when I try to write a transition scene:

[sabertoothwalrus]

c3po realizing he’s technically a skywalker and wants in on the family drama

[sandersstudies]

Hey

If your anxiety, depression, or executive dysfunction is making you scroll endlessly on your phone or laptop

Stop

It’s okay, I’m not mad. It happens to everybody sometimes. It’s frustrating, isn’t it? But it’s time to get up now.

Don’t worry! You don’t have to do that

One Thing,

just get yourself a glass of water for now, or brush your teeth, or pet a cat.

After you’ve done that, maybe you could make yourself a nice cocoa, or open a window. If you’re feeling really crazy you might finish a homework problem, or respond to an e-mail, or wash a dish.

But no matter what, if you get up then you’re moving forward, and I’m

super proud of you!

I know you’re having a difficult time, but I’m really glad you’ve made it this far, and I love you!

Have a nice day my friend, I’ll see you soon, but right now it’s time for you to get up.

[sandersstudies]

@ every single person who reblogged this post by telling me that did something productive, from wiggling their toes to taking a drink to actually doing homework: I’m so so proud. Keep being strong, friends.

And if you reblogged even though it didn’t work last time, here’s hoping it will this time! I’m proud of you, too. 

[phandom-puppet]

This is really sweet

[melissatreglia]

Reblogging this for all the precious beans who need some encouragement today.

[heck-im-lost]

I stopped scrolling, and then went to do some homework

I quickly got distracted and then turned Tumblr on again, but the same post was staring me down so I’m turning my phone off again lol

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

[valtsv]

them: i just don't understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just... talking to them?

them: have i what now

[ibijau]

Is it even true love if she doesn't try to kill you at your first meeting because your soul harbours a demon that cost her everything and everyone she held dear, driving her away from civilisation until she became a feral witch hiding behind illusions?

These two had a rough beginning but the power of true love needing to get shit done to protect the world eventually brought them closer

[thepinkestpug]

Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

[x-cyberwolf-x]

I saw other people doing this and wanted to do it too. So I drew my favorite relstionship dynamics! 

[heylena]

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?

Hozier (taking notes): tell me more...

[technicallyonappletreeduty]

Crowley, after his 5th drink: and sometimes I just want to kiss him, like- like, you know, humans. Real humans. Like people. It that too much too ask?

Hozier, already filling his second note book: No, no, go on

[heylena]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT!!!

[neenarchive]

making a good superhero is first and foremost about making him a good dad

[neenarchive]

superheroism is a dichotomy. you are either a good dad or you. are baby.

[neenarchive]

actually it’s more like this

[loveselfishlove]

im jesus

[loveselfishlove]

judas no

[counttwinkula]

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

[madhattergames]

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

[counttwinkula]

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

[prokopetz]

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

you can have religion in one of 2 flavors: “woo hoo aesthetic garnish” and “Sinister State Control in Bad Allegory for Problems in Modern Christianity”

[prokopetz]

Also, the latter is aesthetically French Catholic, theologically German Protestant, and has the institutional structure of the Church of Scientology.

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

not to mention that this land is simultaneously inhabited by thinly modified northern vikings (Nordic pre-medieval/9th century), travelling mongols (European medieval/13th century) and a wealthy italian merchant family with a house full of oil paintings (Southern European renaissance/15th century). the dance of the day is waltz (refined German 18th century country dance).

[illumynare]

#lutheranism? #in MY 11th century southern France?#it’s more likely than you think! (via @byjoveimbeinghumble)

[hyperionangel]

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

[hyperionangel]

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies