I'm too fucking dumb to date. A person could be like "my ideal person is specifically you, the person i am speaking to" and I'd be unironically like. Oh my gosh good luck finding them I'm rooting for you!!!! :)
Once a girl grabbed my face and kissed me and said "I love you" and I was like. It is so good to have friends that care about me :)
I'm gonna be on my wedding day like. Hang on .... Does this mean u like me?















