Blog of LadyLustful from AO3

Filker, smutwriter, crackwriter, metalhead and maker of terrible jokes, at your service. I am 22 years of age, Polish, female leaning towards genderfluid, pan-flexible demiromantic, single (that's a hint. If you're better-looking than a gorgonopsid, you have a chance), I am an Aspie, though that doesn't remotely cover all the my weird, a med school student, I like my drinks strong, my men and women smart and nerdy, and my music heavy as FVK, and my friends whatever they are as long as it's not an asshole.

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Vegetables are yummy, you guys just can't cook.

[jehovahhthickness]

Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!

[yungnefertiti]

this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child I’m very used to being alone and he didn’t grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and I’m just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.

[jehovahhthickness]

The tags killed me

[ukrainian-psycho]

[dirty-fucking-pirate]

I guess I’m a mage/monk. Fairly accurate, really.

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Bard/warrior

[incorrectpunisherquotes]

“I tried to talk to Krista and be her friend. But that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.”

— Dinah, for sure

[startrekdeepspacenine]

i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys

[arcanemagicuser]

mother Fucker unlimited

[insomniahauntsmymind]

American Mammoth Jackass is a perfect insult. But it's also the name of a perfectly lovely animal.

[insomniahauntsmymind]

In 2019 we do not ask “Why?” we ask “Why not?”. Sometimes you can do things just because there isn’t a good reason not to.

[fluffgo]

[insomniahauntsmymind]

That face tho.

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Friendly reminder that disability isn't binary and neither is it linear. An ability may be impaired in different degrees and different ways, which may manifest under different circumstances.

[insomniahauntsmymind]

"Be the change you want to see in the world?" Psh! "Want" is too strong a world. I sort of maybe would only slightly mind it.

[arsanatomica]

  Tumblr has deleted a lot of my posts so please follow this other stuff to see more. INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Sending someone thank you flowers is 1000x better if the card attached says "Merci Bouquet"

[algrolo]

Scars are really cool and sexy but in this day and age how do you even get one without it being an accident

[algrolo]

Looking for a sparring partner for various sword/knife/blade fights. Must be okay to injure each other, but not maim or kill. Looking to acquire some cool scars. Professionals or unskilled are both fine. Bonus if you too are looking for cool, new scars. Bring your own blades.

Contact me with solicitous offers

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Beauty sleep? Bitch please, it's sanity sleep. Preferably followed by chipperness coffee.

[otherwindow]

Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional eyes) visiting the surface would be blinded by the sun. 

To mermaids, covering their eyes with hair is similar to sunglasses.

[otherwindow]

Deep sea mermaids are also shy, accustomed to dark waters for hiding their monstrous appearances. Freshwater Mermaid: Howdy y'all, I’d like you to meet my cousin. She’s a little shy :) 30ft Tall Deep Sea Mermaid with hair so long it turns the water black: ᴴᵉʷʷᵒ

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Actually by her size we can tell she lives in the open ocean, probably, since that is where it would be most advantegous. The ones living very deep do not come up since they are unused to the light and lower pressure.

But, like, imagine being on a ship and seeing a giant woman with a fish tail swimming along it. 

[kitty2i-blog]

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Scary glowy eyed giant cat

[insomniahauntsmymind]

Nothing wrong with covering the Imperial March but it's been done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done...

[babyanimalgifs]

Adorable fluffy angels (@go_home_loa)

[insomniahauntsmymind]

This could be us but you don't like threesomes.