Inspector me

18 he/him i like drawing, animals, anime, reading. you can talk to me abt anything lol. i dont mind. My asks are always open.

[inspector-m3]

Bio thingy

hey im inspector me you can call me inspector for short or whatever tbh. I write a bunch of random stuff. im getting ready for university so i can't promise reliable or regular updates but my asks are always open! You can ask me pretty much anything unless it's too much into my irl life (like what school did you go to and stuff like that, things like my favourite animal or trivial stuff is fine :] )

you are welcome to ask for requests as long as it follows the rough guidelines below, if you're not sure ask anyways and I'll let you know!

What I do

Male Reader

gender neutral reader

anime

haikyuu

jjk (jujitsu kaisen) ((I've only watched the anime))

black clover

blue exorcist

one piece (currently on episode 212 but I've already had a few spoilers lol)

demon slayer

hxh

dorohedoro

dan da dan

T.V

Merlin (BBC)

Titans (DC show)

The Boys (haven't finished yet but im almost done i think)

Books

Percy Jackson (im not as involved with the fandom and I've only read the basic series)

Skulduggery pleasant

Half bad (Bastard son of the devil himself) (both the show and the books)

other

rick and morty

call of duty (mostly ghost tbh but ask away)

What I dont do

rape (i feel like i shouldn't have to write this but ive seen a few things on this site so y'know)

paedophilia

incest (of any kind)

male pregnancy (it's just not my cuppa)

Abuse (makes me kinda uncomfortable to write characters like that)

Fem reader (im not a woman, i did try to write it but it just felt off to me, if you really want me to write something with Fem reader and it hasn't got much to do with plot i might be able to do it but if not it'll just be GN)

I might have to add a few if I get any more requests but for now this is it.

If you want something that isn't mentioned on here dont be afraid to ask or even just chat. I watch a lot of anime and other medias and i dont mind researching something just to write it for you.

My boundaries

I dont really have much lmao. i dont mind swearing or dark humour just remember to be respectful :] i won't tolerate any racism, homophobia or anything like that.

also, since im new im still figuring out tags so my apologies if i tag something wrong, let me know and I'll fix it asap!

my tags:

the inspectors hoard - just reblogs of cool stuff or random shit.

the inspector thinks - drabbles, head cannons, random thoughts.

the inspector writes - writing obviously.

the inspectors interrogation - responding to asks.

the inspectors rants - unrelated to writing, just me talking about random stuff.

[inspector-m3]

Maybe in another life we can be a black and white cat, curled together like yin and yang

[inspector-m3]

if this doesn't make me an alcoholic i don't know what will.

[bbnotumbl]

[inspector-m3]

i was looking at getting the pocket mortys game and like i do with every game i checked the reviews first and i found the most wild thing ive ever read in a game review. i think i found a redditor that escaped the enclosure.

heres some highlights:

"you have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty."

" Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnays Volya literature"

"people who dislike Rick and morty truly ARE idiots."

"ricks catchphrase wubba lubba dub dub is a cryptic reference to tugenev's Russian epic fathers and sons."

" im smirking right now imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. "

"what fools....how i pity them" (bros on a bit of a power trip or smth geez)

and this is one of the most wild parts of it they're talking about a rick and morty tattoo they have and go

"it's for the ladies eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate they're within 5 IQ points of my own (what so like 10?) preferably lower"

bro didn't even review the fuckin game💀 just ranted abt how intelligent he is for enjoying a damn cartoon.

is the game any good?

[inspector-m3]

y'all feelin unmotivated?

here's an amazing motivational quote that my grandma told me today

"don't half cock it, go full cock"

her mind is a horrifying yet beautiful thing

[inspector-m3]

having a kitty follow you down the street after you pet it is the highest honour possible. it's like "no, human, you mustn't leave yet, i require more of these things you call scritches, call me a cutie patootie once more."

the way they just follow behind you and you're like "im sorry, i must go" like it's some damn heart break, like we're forbidden lovers.

i always cave and end up stopping, my heart breaks when they meow and follow you, like im sowwwyyyy c'mere sweetheart, im sorry i left

[fnich-enthusiast]

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[warriorofchaos223]

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

@humble-introvert0808

[humble-introvert0808]

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

@amy-r0z3 @luv-again @d3lly1000 @reinafish @jjdrawstuff @jokerandthethief @glitch-studios @raine-ydays & anyone else who wants to join ^^

[jokerandthethief-deactivated202]

I think I have adhd and also I really like coffee (:

all my moots. if you see this and are my moot, its the same as tagging you cuz theres a lot of you guys>>>

and anuone else ofc

[koko-blueturtle]

I love the smell of books, ESPECIALLY old ones

Everyone :P

[your-local-depressed-fangirl]

i have this mole on my ear and people often ask if it’s a second piercing cause it’s right where a second piercing might be

@/anyyyy

[stxrrstruckk]

i always need to have smth on/in my hands

@half-shadowgalra @icarianlibrary @spacesharks28 @anxious-introvert22 @anxious-alyssia @oopsies-maeve-did-a-thing @bluebird38 @inlovewithmyhyperfixations @sun-of-icarus @telugu-girl-13 @bookworm-fangirl1 @queenofthegays15 @/open!

[queenofthegays15]

I’m a year round competitive swimmer. And when I say competitive I mean like 5 2 hour long practices a week that reach over 6,000 yards and waking up at 5:30 in the morning before school for strength training twice a week :)

@ashlynbanner-sbg @asp3n4ever @rageholic-alcoholic01 @happilynerdyzombie @apjofan

[apjofan]

I do real singing lessons

@emilynot @thisusedtobeafanpage @the-gay-rat

[thisusedtobeafanpage]

I've been vegetarian since I was like 11 years old (not vegan for health reasons </3)

@words-dont-word @mothstiel @miwi-endgame2 @moongirl0305 @elegantvoidss @damsnackbar03

[damsnackbar03]

uhhhh when I close my hands my knuckles crack really loud

like every time

And uhhhhh my birthmark is a mole on my back

[faeyells]

I have seven chickens :)

@bemusedrodent @starlit-syncopation @siriuslyobsessed394 @clodyghost

[liversuccess]

i have a (sort of) heart shaped birthmark on my leg and i've kept a diary on and off since december 2022

@shelbeforgotten @goromustdie

[shelbeforgotten]

OMG THE LIL BIRTHMARK LORE IS SO COOL

I have bent pinkies, my middle name is Winter, and im in a play rn :p

@yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @wisegirl42 @tsukiko31

[yourlocalchronicdaydreamer]

Winter is such a pretty middle name

My parents are both vegetarians, so I was raised vegetarian and I’ve never actually had meat

@somanyquestions-featuringanxiety @in-a-different-timeline @sparkleylittlepoo

[in-a-different-timeline-deactiv]

i wear my watch on my right hand because my mom wears it that way and i just picked it up from her when i was a kid

@riordanverseaddict @thepart-timepoetsdepartment @ramblingsfromthytruly @im-a-mess-of-a-person

[riordanverseaddict]

I don't have a birthmark but my right arm is dotted with a few freckles which used to be prominent when I was a kid

@blitzstoneshouldbecanon @thatnerdybookgirliscool @nekonome-lilyith @multifan-idk

[multifan-idk]

i have never seen snow irl :')

@in-a-mello-mood @papayadays @fairielux

[in-a-mello-mood]

I was always told Santa wasn't real so I never believed, but no one fucking believes me when I say I literally just never believed in Santa. "You don't have to be embarrassed you used to believe in Santa". Stfu

@kitkatlover015 @donutsalami @abyss-is-lame @caliginouss

[donutsalami]

You really don't need to be ashamed of having believed in Santa tho, Melz, it's okay :33 (/silly /joking)

I have done a few theatre classes in my life, and I'd like to believe I do a good job in my own acts of silliness ;33

tagging: @118sexen @wolffuwu @twomanyfandomshelp

[twomanyfandomshelp]

I believed in Santa til I was like 13, it was really concerning, it got to the point my YOUNGER sister was lying to me about Santa because she figured it out WAY before I did 😅

I have a few birthmarks, but my favorite is one that starts on the left side of my chest and kinda trails down my arm. It’s like splotchy and can be kinda hard to see in the summer when I’m tan, but it’s slightly more prominent in the winter.

Also, I don’t have any freckles on my face, but do have a few on my arms, chest, legs, etc.

@sushis-mylifeee @ivys-garden @thekingofworems @the-stars-are-ineffable @kingofdandelions @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @theghostnamedspecter @rubbercrowy @imobsessedwiththeatre @donutsalami @azoperoa @theylovewinnie @rosegoldenatlas @chaoticrei @moutainrusing @cherrytea556 @harley-the-pancake @imabookloverandafangirl @thatstevenuniversegay @forest-city @chaotic-agender @alphabetical-az @janru-writer @fallenrain40 @shamelesswolfstarshipper @jarondont @magicalmyths @a-fucking-tornado @poppitron360 @neilarissa @theoneandonlypatches @theconfusedbookshrimp @shellywith2ls @yourlocalbadgerscales @g0blinm0d3 @stargazing-with-friends @nyx-taylors-version @lezberrycake @codexnuminous @whimsicalwordsmith53 @spiderboi-parker @nyyx-xoxx @scarletbeast + anyone else who wants to join in!

[whimsicalwordsmith53]

Oh boy. When I was 14, I once, on purpose, wet myself a few feet outside our hotel floor on carpet. My dad took me and my siblings to San Antonio where the Alamo was. Our first trip was Schlitterbahn and during the drive back, we were drinking our beverages from our tall ass overpriced cup. My dad forgot the hotel key card in the car, so me and my siblings had to wait. And we all needed to pee.

Knowing that my dad will be going first and with my sisters arguing over their turn, I knew I was going to be last. Depending on how long it would take them all to finish, my mind said “f-it”. I took a few steps back and relieved myself then and there.

To this day, I don’t regret it. And surprisingly it’s a story that has been forgotten amongst them. So, I guess it’s now a story in my family that I’ll keep to myself.

001 @stella-pride

002 @inonisafk

003 @welpthisisboring

004 @sunshinevr

005 @drivenaxl86

006 @thatweirdstemrat

007 @silverhyenaart

008 @ghostopossumlives

009 @hermitcrab2023

010 @honeyshineshipsandshit

011 @thatonearoacefreak

012 @mygoogledrivescaresme

013 @sweetpuffling

014 @mooshi-arts

015 @soengineergarden

016 @therealsans29

017 @xxcybersuitxx

018 @lost-in-fandoms1999

019 @somboreking770

020 @carpaldragon

021 @littlerascal13

[otrespassing]

continuing the santa thing i kinda believe in onee why? first one time as a young lad opened balcony doors only to notice on the thick snow floor trace of sleds (no footprints left), secondly I runned to check if something was under the tree n there was nothing so few secs later I went back to the living room n boom gifts everywhere

i have few birthmarks on me — one that looks like i was deep-stabbed with a goddamn knife, one goes across half of my forearm looking like i got burned?? two on my shoulders down to my elbows also fucking looks like burned n another one on my jaw- guess what it reminds of.

a fucking. burn. mark. WHY

christ- now that I actually checked on my back ive eight more marks- funny thing is one of em have shape of big banana/waning crescent, what the fuck body — i am the Steve whole lore

tagging y'all cos why not

@solivagantingrebel @bunnubun @mclavellan @rainyrambles-overcod @2econd-of-1sts @roadtovanaheim @galaxy-stardust @riverstyx333 @xwonderlandresidentx @whateverdraws1008 @brown-aes-sedai @starlightvld @inspector-m3 @frescoisnotinthemilitary

[inspector-m3]

thanks for the tag :]

random lore: ive been bitten by a goose (i was trying to feed the bastard, greedy fucker)

i got a mole in my elbow crease and ive got three freckles on my chest like orions belt

do freckles that you've always had count as some form of birthmarks? like those dark circle/dots that never go away?

tags @xi1dius hello :] i dont knkw anyone else here

[inspector-m3]

first time drawing the old man.

it's pretty shit but i thought it'd be funny, ynkow those huge ass bottles of vodka? thats what i was goin for. also the pic below was the sketch and i had to stop bcz it made me laugh, it looks like the maple leaf from the canadian flag lmao

im glad im drawing again though. i might draw some more of rick and maybe morty, so if you've got any ideas that you dont mind me havin a crack at send em through.

[inspector-m3]

just finished rick and morty....i know he's like way older but good lord

holy shit i just googled his age, he's fuckin 70💀....my opinion hasn't changed I've just been made slightly more aware that my tastes are questionable.

anyways, anyone know any good rick and morty fics, i dont mind what kind, it can be just a character one or x reader. i couldn't really find much.

also fuck jerry, i can see why people get annoyed with him in the show.

[inspector-m3]

I NEED A BUFF MAN IN A DRESS NOW!!!

[inspector-m3]

BRO IT'S A STUPID SHOW ABOUT GODDAMN CELLS WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SAD!??

THE WAY I GOT SO ATTACHED TO FUCKIN LACTIC ACID BACTERIA???

this show is so damn sad and emotional for no reason, like they're just doing their jobs 😭 also that blond killer T cell (i will not forget the image of him in that dress) and neutrophil guy lowkey kinda fine ✋😔

but i feel kinda bad for the cancer cell. Whoever created this was definitely smoking this bcz what the fuck kinda thought process do you need to go "oh! lets give fuckin CANCER a sad backstory and slightly twisted yet good intentions" whyyyyy.

and the poor lil platelets, they're so cute when they're working so hard! the fact they get bribed by medals tho is kinda funny.

and that scene where the tree guy (forgot his name) ended up all disco just to fight off the flu. i kinda wished the neutrophill got a cooler upgrade.

it's also really funny that the red blood cell girl was like "oh he's so kind, such a sweetheart really" and then this dude is legit screaming and covered in a bacterias blood "DIE! DIE! DIE! KILL! KILL!" 💀

[hearmeoutworthypoll]

caiman from dorohedoro

sorry idk how to change image sizes

Omg do you have a Valentine because I could kiss you for this

Big strong lizard head man with no memories. Nothing in his lizard head but his love for gyoza and his bff who makes food for him. Fighter and a biter, mostly so the little man in his mouth can interrogate people. No I will not elaborate

Is Caiman a “hear me out” or understandably hot?

Hear me out. Weird scary lizard head. Bites. Free loader

Hot. Well built with cool lizard head. Bites. Mostly human, not that weird

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2025

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”) NOT “smash-or-pass”

[inspector-m3]

another valentines day spent pretending i think its cute that people are buying the corpses of plants to give to someone they love.

woke up, first thing that happened? a love letter? no. A fuckin nose bleed.

i dont get valentines day, like can you not love your partner the same on any other day?? you dont need a whole damn holiday just because you're in a relationship.

[inspector-m3]

yo does anyone remember or know the name of this old (not like retro but like early 2000s maybe?) sonic game

it was really similar to that minion dash game, you'd run around in lanes and fight eggman, bouncing back his attacks and stuff.

I used to play it a shit tonne when i was a kid

it was on touchscreen stuff. like ipads an that.

[inspector-m3]

i saw this really cool art of hiei wearing a shirt with eyes on it, and it gave me inspiration to design one for myself but i cant find the original post ;-;

has anyone seen it anywhere? i thought i had it in my likes but apparently not.

i think it was a drawing of the group? im not sure.

[inspector-m3]

watching the english dub of yu yu hakusho with my grandma.

she's enjoying it, only complaints are how they keep dragging everything out which is fair.

but that episode with jin 💀

my grandma's irish and when we heard his accent we were both laughing so much lmao. like it came out of nowhere, so unexpected.

it sounded like an over-exaggerated accent, like someone thought of the stereotype and bumped it up to 100😭

she was pretty sad about genkai too.

i love kuwabara, cool dude fr....but he's so corny when he's with the girl (i forgot her name) i feel the seconda hand embarrassment and cringe as if im actually there.