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@inspector-newcomen
Introduction
Salutations!
My name is Inspector Thomson Newcomen.
I am a police inspector of Scotland Yard.
*snips scissors at your balls with malicious intent*
OI!!! WHAT THE HELL??? I NEED THOSE!!!!
We're going to get you, Thompson. You're sick, Thompson. You're a freak, Thompson. You should go to jail, Thompson. We know where you live, Thompson. We're going to find you, Thompson. You should do it before we do. We won't kill you easy. Do it yourself before we get you.
ā¦Did Hyde put you up to this?
Iāve been leaving Richard alone, you can fuck off now.
We're going to get you, Thompson.
Look, mate, Iāve been leaving him alone, I donāt know what more you want from me..
It doesn't undo what you did, Thompson.
Well, heās clearly moved on, Iāve moved on, Iām just trying to do my jobā¦
We're going to get you, Thompson. You're sick, Thompson. You're a freak, Thompson. You should go to jail, Thompson. We know where you live, Thompson. We're going to find you, Thompson. You should do it before we do. We won't kill you easy. Do it yourself before we get you.
ā¦Did Hyde put you up to this?
Iāve been leaving Richard alone, you can fuck off now.
We're going to get you, Thompson.
Look, mate, Iāve been leaving him alone, I donāt know what more you want from me..
We're going to get you, Thompson. You're sick, Thompson. You're a freak, Thompson. You should go to jail, Thompson. We know where you live, Thompson. We're going to find you, Thompson. You should do it before we do. We won't kill you easy. Do it yourself before we get you.
ā¦Did Hyde put you up to this?
Iāve been leaving Richard alone, you can fuck off now.
i'm sorry, why is your head going to be on a pike?
Ask Mr. Hyde, heās the one whoās pissy about what I say to Richard..
Your head will be on a pike over London Bridge by morning.
Lookā¦I didnāt say anything that wasnāt true, you can stop being pissy.
Leave my baby cousin alone or you will be hearing from my firm for violating two restraining orders, you freak.
@gabe-utterson
Oh sure, arenāt you the same guy who introduced me to Richard in the first place??
Youāre starting to send mixed signals, Mr. Utterson.
No amount of blocking and restraining orders is going to keep you safe, Richard.
Iām always there. In the back of your mind. Arenāt I?
Itās like you never left.
Iāll ALWAYS be there, whether you like it or not. You canāt get rid of me, even if you tried. No matter how much that beast tries to kiss you better, Iāll always be there.
And you know it.
. . .
Yeahā¦yeah I doā¦..
You are so goddamn pathetic, Richard.
He knows it, you know it. Iām surprised anyone else would even want you. Always so fucking clingy and needy, I couldnāt go anywhere without you constantly asking where I was and what I was doing..
I know you gonna go running to Hyde about this, and I said do it. Go cry to your big scary guard dog, like the timid little mouse you are.
And I promise you, this NOT the last youāll be hearing from meā¦
Another day, another death threat
It's official asshole. We're engaged.
...congratulations....
He's mine :p
Sure, mate, whatever helps you sleep at night.
He's too good for you, once he realizes that, he'll leave.
and come running back to me
@inspector-newcomen
He chose me. Go be hard-done by somewhere else.
One way or another, you'll hurt him. I just know you fucking will.
Fuck's sake Thomson, don't you have anything better to do than try fuck us up?!
He's mine. Back the fuck off.
Alright, alright...I'll back off
for now, at least
He's too good for you, once he realizes that, he'll leave.
and come running back to me
@inspector-newcomen
He chose me. Go be hard-done by somewhere else.
One way or another, you'll hurt him. I just know you fucking will.
What do you even want from your ex? To 're-connect'? To apologise?
I just...I miss him. I feel like shit for what I did and for not truly valuing him.
I also feel like he's wasting himself on that low-life, Mr. Hyde, he too good for someone like him...
PSA:
Whomever put a fucking PIPEBOMB in my mailbox, I WILL find you.
I hope you die sir newcomen #hate
Iā¦that is a bit uncalled forā¦.