Thompson Newcomen of Scotland Yard @inspector-newcomen - Tumblr Blog

Introduction

Salutations!

My name is Inspector Thomson Newcomen.

I am a police inspector of Scotland Yard.

*snips scissors at your balls with malicious intent*

OI!!! WHAT THE HELL??? I NEED THOSE!!!!

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We're going to get you, Thompson. You're sick, Thompson. You're a freak, Thompson. You should go to jail, Thompson. We know where you live, Thompson. We're going to find you, Thompson. You should do it before we do. We won't kill you easy. Do it yourself before we get you.

…Did Hyde put you up to this?

I’ve been leaving Richard alone, you can fuck off now.

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We're going to get you, Thompson.

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Look, mate, I’ve been leaving him alone, I don’t know what more you want from me..

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It doesn't undo what you did, Thompson.

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Well, he’s clearly moved on, I’ve moved on, I’m just trying to do my job…

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We're going to get you, Thompson. You're sick, Thompson. You're a freak, Thompson. You should go to jail, Thompson. We know where you live, Thompson. We're going to find you, Thompson. You should do it before we do. We won't kill you easy. Do it yourself before we get you.

…Did Hyde put you up to this?

I’ve been leaving Richard alone, you can fuck off now.

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We're going to get you, Thompson.

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Look, mate, I’ve been leaving him alone, I don’t know what more you want from me..

We're going to get you, Thompson. You're sick, Thompson. You're a freak, Thompson. You should go to jail, Thompson. We know where you live, Thompson. We're going to find you, Thompson. You should do it before we do. We won't kill you easy. Do it yourself before we get you.

…Did Hyde put you up to this?

I’ve been leaving Richard alone, you can fuck off now.

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i'm sorry, why is your head going to be on a pike?

Ask Mr. Hyde, he’s the one who’s pissy about what I say to Richard..

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Your head will be on a pike over London Bridge by morning.

Look…I didn’t say anything that wasn’t true, you can stop being pissy.

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Leave my baby cousin alone or you will be hearing from my firm for violating two restraining orders, you freak.

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Oh sure, aren’t you the same guy who introduced me to Richard in the first place??

You’re starting to send mixed signals, Mr. Utterson.

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No amount of blocking and restraining orders is going to keep you safe, Richard.

I’m always there. In the back of your mind. Aren’t I?

It’s like you never left.

I’ll ALWAYS be there, whether you like it or not. You can’t get rid of me, even if you tried. No matter how much that beast tries to kiss you better, I’ll always be there.

And you know it.

. . .

Yeah…yeah I do…..

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You are so goddamn pathetic, Richard.

He knows it, you know it. I’m surprised anyone else would even want you. Always so fucking clingy and needy, I couldn’t go anywhere without you constantly asking where I was and what I was doing..

I know you gonna go running to Hyde about this, and I said do it. Go cry to your big scary guard dog, like the timid little mouse you are.

And I promise you, this NOT the last you’ll be hearing from me…

Another day, another death threat

It's official asshole. We're engaged.

...congratulations....

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He's mine :p

Sure, mate, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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