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"JOHN. Get your ass here already!" Karkat shouts into his phone ignoring the multiple stares he receives from the people around him in the coffee shop. He pinches the bridge of his nose before continuing. "You were supposed to be here twenty minutes ago and I'm tired of waiting!"

Without waiting to hear John's next reply he taps the end call button and shoves it into his pocket mutterung to himself.

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Roxy,

You are going to find yourself on the receiving end of Dirk's temper if you are not careful.

You also John.

#ectodouchebag #wetfornewton #I suggest you two step lightly.#I will not be getting involved any further than to warn you.

Well,

I am so tired things I look at are warping in front of my eyes. Thanks for that Egbert.

And apparently I can't type for shit either.

#ectodouchebag #Fist. Palm. Awkward Turtle. Jazz Hands.

Wake Up. Be Grumpy. Check.

It had been a long night of movies and cake, that Karkat was non to fond of, at in inconsolable John Egbert's living room. Groaning and uncurling from his sleeping position on a plush chair, Karkat groans and stretches his arms causing a couple joints to pop and sends the blanket he was using to the ground.

"Egbert. Wake the hell up. I'm hungry and I need you to tell me where the non-Crocker food is at."

Stomach growling and feeling tired still, Karkat watches as John's chest continues to rise and fall evenly. He then irritably chucks a pillow at John and practically screams his name at him.

"JOHN."

#ectodouchebag #You shouldn't feed karkat's after midnight John #Time to make some goddamn pancakes

PRINTS FOR SALE

$15 per photo!! Quality photos of one John Egbert in booty shorts and possibly a dress!!

#Get 'em while they're hot!#instagramstrider #howmainstreamofyou #englishphobic #ectodouchebag

#John and Dave sittin in a tree #K-I-S-S-I-N-G #And going at it like rabbits #ectodouchebag

Alright, it seems as though I have missed a large number of introductions. Furthermore, I only received an email concerning one of you, so I am not entirely sure how far back on my followers list I ought to go.

For now, welcome to eldritchtherapist, littlepurrfish, dilutedaspirations (I have heard a great deal about you, Opal), jadednobility, ectodouchebag, merakkii, and cuttlefishgeneticist.

That is quite a lot of you, and I apologize for the delay in introductions.

#eldritchtherapist #littlepurrfish #dilutedaspirations #jadednobility #ectodouchebag #merakkii #cuttlefishgeneticist #((No in person RPs unless your blog is IP only #Rose is too swamped to be meeting you all in person.))

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