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-grins and points to the left-
Down there fer a bit and the zoo is like four maybe five blocks away. Hope yer ready ta walk in the wint’r air ma friend~
-starts walking while dragging Mordy with her-
Heck yes! Besides, ~the cold never bothered me anyway~
-exaggerated wink-
Okay, so. I’m voting no on climbing into a lion enclosure but serious talk... I wanna pet a giraffe.
YES! C’mon!
-leaves some money down and grabs his arm-
Ma new loud mouthed friend~
ZOO AND BEER. LET’S DO IT!
... Which way?
-grins and nods-
Le’s get one ta go! Cos it’ll be more fun that way!
‘M happy ta ‘ave met a new partner in crime~
Haha, I share the sentiment, my new redhaired friend, -collects up a couple beers and pays the bartender-
Alright. Let’s go.
To
The
Zoo.
Nice ta meet ye Mordecai. This town is prutty shitty. Magic anons aside, the people and the beer are definitely the best part o’ this town. ‘Ave ye been ‘ere long?
-snorts and chugs the rest of her beer-
This bar isn’t that good. I usually go ta this nice pub but the own’r left ta visit family.
-sighs and thinks for a bit-
I know where ta start trouble. Like there are a few places I know how ta break inta…hmmm.
#-GASPS-#DO YE WANNA BREAK INTA A ZOO????
YES I DO WANT TO BREAK INTO A ZOO.
Do we need another beer to go?
…..
-looks around the bar as she takes a sip from the beer-
Bro I think we can get away wit singin. Not many people ‘ere. Imma need at least two more o’ these tho.
-sets the beer down-
Oh! Since we are gonna cos trouble I think ye should know that ma name is Air.
-gives him a two finger salute-
Nice ta meet ye dude.
-grins- Lovely lass Air of the red pretty hair! -dramatic half-bow- A pleasure!
My name’s Mordecai. -chugs remainder of beer- Ah! Not sure how I feel about this town but its beer game is pretty solid!
Now. Beer then trouble, huh? Do you know any other spots needing a little interruption tonight?
-tips her head and nods-
Yes I ‘ave been told I am v’ry wise. Selfish and rude. But ‘M sure wise was thrown in there maybe once or twice.
-sighs and runs a hand through her hair-
Words are hard. I don’t use words often. I use fists…
-whispers-
I was almost banned from this bar but the own’r doesn’t ‘member me
-slides a beer over to her-
WELL. We can drink till you get re-banned from here.
... I wonder if anyone would stop us if we tried to make this a karaoke bar?
Yeh the red hair usually throws people fer a loop. Ye shoulda seen the looks I got fer ‘avin blue hair.
-turns to him and sets her glass down-
It sounds like ye coulda been a bit I don’t know nicer? Yer friend sounds like she is really stressed out ‘bout the whole thing.
-turns back to her drink and picks it up-
People ‘ave feelin’s weird shouty green haired dude.
-SIGHS- I know people have feelings, weird wise red haired lass. -finishes beer-
-quietly- I just kinda forget how to be careful with words.
-coughs quickly and waves at the bartender-
My good sir, this curly haired Yoda and I need more beer, please.
……..
-sips on her drink a bit and snorts-
‘M sorry dude I tried so hard ta not butt in but ye fucked up.
-laughs a bit and shakes her head-
-chokes on beer- ?!
-turns-
OH. HI? I did not see your red hair the-
Whaddya mean I fucked up?! My stubborn butt of a friend needs to go deal with her shit. I just told her as much.
-And THAT is how I managed to alienate my best friend and why she’s been hiding from me for two weeks.
-looks up-
... -bartender has left-
Okaaaay. -picks up beer- Talking to myself. Officially hit rock bottom.
I only planned as far as leaving the house and slamming the door really hard... I probably should have thought about where I’m going...
Nina… We need to talk about your ex.
I hate it when you refer to yourself in the third person. It makes you sound pretentious. –imitating a royal voice- MMMM, YES. HER MAJESTY WOULD LIKE A SNICKERS.
Nina.
Her Majesty acknowledges and bids thee continue.
We need to talk about Jack.
… I thought I said I don’t wanna talk about it. Can we just drop it?
Why? So you can just continue ignoring it and maybe the problem will just go away?
There’s no problem. Everything’s fine.
I met Jack.
…
Everything still fine?
Yeah. Can we watch The Lion King now?
Not until we talk about this.
-SIGH- Talk about WHAT?
Let’s start with why you just up and left like you did.
FINE. I left because I didn’t know how to handle shit with Jack and didn’t have the guts to break up with him properly, are you happy now?
…
I’m gonna go talk to Gavyn. I think you really pissed him off.
Sit.
-sighs and flops down- What now, Mordy?
Do you really think you can just keep doing this?
Doing what?
Avoiding things?
What? Jack? Yeah, I think I can.
Okay, great – you hide out here forever and never talk to Jack again. Congrats.
What? Do you want me to go talk to Jack? Go talk about why I just left and didn’t tell him why?
Might not be a bad idea.
And what? Tell him ‘Hey, sorry I just left like that. I didn’t know what to say to you so I thought this was easier. Nice to see you again’ Like that?
How about ‘I didn’t know how to talk to you about stuff so I just sat and dwelled on that one time-‘
SHUT UP. –stands-
‘-you cheated on me-‘
MORDECAI.
‘-CUZ WE NEVER RESOLVED ANYTHING AND I PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED.’ HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
-glaring- Ff-f-fuck y-
… -reaches out-
D-D-DON’ T-T-CH M-M. –storms out-
I think you broke Gavyn, Mordecai.
-SIGH- I KNOW. Don’t insult family, don’t insult friends, don’t insult pets. I fucked up. But I don’t really have time for that right now.
-glares and gets up- -takes a deep breath-
You know what, Mordecai….you just crossed a fucking line. No one talks about Maple that way.
….. -is about to walk out but stops- -turns around and takes a deep breath-
YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU STUPID WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT! I HAVE LITERALLY HAD IT WITH YOUR ASSERY! INSTEAD OF BEING A FUCKING SANE PERSON AND WALKING IN HERE ASKING ME TO LEAVE IN A NORMAL FUCKING WAY, YOU INSULT NOT ONLY ME BUT MY DOG TOO! AND THATS WHERE YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE, YOU TURD-GUZZLING DOUCHE! THE WAY YOU SPEAK AND ACT LIKE YOU’RE SOME ROWDY BARN-BEAST UP AGAINST THE PARTITIONS OF COMMON FUCKING SENSE AND BASIC PERSONAL BOUNDARIES, BAFFLES ME TO THE ENDS OF THIS ROUND ASS EARTH! YOU’RE A GOD DAMN TACKLESS, BELLIGERENT, TWAT! EVERY TIME I HEAR YOU SPEAK, YOUR UNEDUCATED AND WRETCHED VOICE HAUNTS ME LIKE THE MOTHER FUCKING BOOGIE MONSTER!
ITS LIKE YOU WERE FOUND AND RAISED BY A BABBLING SPRING IGNORANCE, IN SOME MYTHICAL FOREST OF FUCK-HOLE, THAT’S OVERRUN WITH LOBOTOMIZING HOBBITS! EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY IS AND HAS NEVER MADE ANY SENSE, YET YOU FEEL THE NEED TO STAND THERE AND THROW SHADE LIKE YOU’RE SOME GUILTLESS, JOCKEYING GOD! NEWS FLASH, MORDECAI! YOU SHOULD TRY TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOURSELF RATHER THAN SITTING AROUND PUTTING HOLES THROUGH SHIT, AND FOUNDLING YOUR DICK ALL DAY ,LIKE SOME DUFFLE OF MEAT THAT WANTS TO CONSIDER ITSELF A DAMN HUMAN BEING!
NOW, EXCUSE ME! I HAVE TO LEAVE THIS ROOM BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THE NUMBING ABSURDITY THAT HAS CIRCUM THE ROOM THE MOMENT YOU KICKED THE DOOR IN, AND WITH THE FAULT OF YOUR FAT VIOLENTLY UNINHABITED HEAD, DECIDED TO OPEN YOUR STINK-BELCHING VOICE AND TALK TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!
-carries Maple out of the room and slams the door-
...?!!
Fuckin’ nice, Mordecai.
I went too far that time, didn’t I?
Too far.
Well shit.
Whatever you have to tell me had better be pretty damn important, you douche.
!!!!!!
-clings to Maple-
……!!!!!!
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SHE’S A DOG!!!!!!!!!
I DON’T CARE IF YOUR ANIMAL IS A SUBMARINE, THIS IS SERIOUS FREAKING BUSINESS, YOU HEINOUS BITCH. -waves toward door-
OUT. I NEED TO TALK TO HER.
-grins-
Totally! Good choice! Probably one of the best soundtracks ever, might I add!
-slides the rest of the movies onto the floor and hooks up the BluRay to the TV- I bought the collectors edition….cause I’m a little obsessed with movies. Heh.
-puts it in and crawls back onto the bed- (:
Awesome.
-snuggles up with Maple-
...
-SCOOPS UP MAPLE AND PUTS HER ON GAVYN-
YOU AND YOUR RODENT NEED TO GO FOR A MINUTE, OKAY?
just some questions..
1. At what time were you born? 2. Favorite type of weather? 3. Personal beliefs and values? Why do you believe in them? Why are they special to you? 4. Who’s your favorite relative? Why? 5. Who in your life has inspired you the most? 6. Favorite childhood movie? 7. What do you like to do that makes you feel like a kid again? 8. When was the last time you cried and what caused it to happen? 9. Hardest part of school? 10. Pick one person in your life. What would your life be like if they weren’t in it? 11. Would you rather never’ve had that person in your life, or have them in your life but then they get taken out of it? 12. What’s your secret talent? 13. What do you wish you were good at doing? 14. What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Least favorite? Why do you love/hate these qualities? 15. What does your laugh sound like? 16. Favorite sound? 17. Favorite scent? 18. Do you thing your star sign has anything to do with your personality, so you think it does it shape who you are? 19. Who was your favorite teacher, and why? 20. What’s your favorite emotion? 21. Which emotion do you feel the most often? 22. What’s your family like? 23. Favorite shoe(s) brand? 24. Favorite cartoon(s) as a kid? 25. Favorite Disney movie(s) as a kid? Now? 26. What color describes your personality? 27. How often do you cry yourself to sleep? 28. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep due to homework/school related stuff? 29. How much sleep do you get? How much do you lose, due to what? 30. Where do you see yourself in ten years? 31. Favorite drink? Food? 32. Can you remember smells and sounds? 33. What’s your favorite song lyric? 34. Are your ultimate favorite song and your current favorite song the same? 35. Who would you take a bullet for? 36. Take your favorite band. Who’s your favorite member? Why? 37. Favorite instrument? 38. Favorite season? 39. Favorite childhood memory? 40. What single event in your life shaped your personality in what way?
-laughs- What a dork. (:
Maple: *makes clicking sounds and nuzzles up to her*
-returns with a giant stack of movies- I have an old VCR and a BluRay player so we will not be limited by the advances of technology! Have your pick!
-sets them all down-
-roots through the movies- Oh heck yes. Um.
-locates The Lion King-
!!! This is basically my favorite movie ever. Can we watch it first??
