slicker than your average, what?

Me? Who even knows? It's probably best to start with facts. The name's Matt. I'm 22, from Melbourne, Australia. I love this place. I am studying at town planning at uni, in my fifth and final year. Recently started a job I love, in the field I love. Like...

[uggly]

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece 

[kiriyuus]

please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

[brucebocchi]

[bimbonetta]

[aipod]

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

[faeriefountain-blog]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

I mean….she’s not wrong tho.

[fandomshavecollided]

I read that radically blurring an image makes it funny for no reason and I tried it, and honestly I can’t stop laughing.

[gaycism]

He’s so fucking funny

[meanplastic]

IM HOLLERING

[whoredrigo]

This show was still the best thing to happen to TV

[versacemom]

What am I gonna do with a titty apple

[secondclassvines]

“what my sims do when im offline”

[officalsuper-k]

I watched this video like 5 times before reading the caption cause I thought I was having a stroke.

[pileof3pancakes]

Ok but why does this look like some new meme format

[regicide1997]

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[pleasekeepthisasecret]

Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he's ever done..... and it's very sexy of him.

[closet-keys]

The bar is on the ground

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[werewolfie]

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

[chibipika]

It’s a lovely day in Johto, and you are a horrible lugia.

[buffysummers]

[theauspolchronicles]

what the actual fuck

[theauspolchronicles]

11 leading economists spoke out against the treasurer Josh Frydenberg’s plans to create a surplus, labeling it of “zero value.”

The economists, assembled to be part of an economic forecasting panel, have said that Josh Frydenberg needs to rely less on the governor of the Reserve Bank to boost the faltering economy as it can only do so much without the government. A surplus shouldn’t be the goal but a net operating balance instead.

Even more economists have agreed that the government needs to do more to prevent an even weaker economy like increasing Newstart benefits, funding schools, and spending more on programs aimed at avoiding the worst of climate change. 

You know, the kind of things the Liberal party hates to admit are good ideas. If anyone’s still clinging to the idea that they’re better economic managers then it’s longer overdue time to give up on that delusion.

[theauspolchronicles]

Scott Morrison wants to find a way to ban protesters from boycotting businesses that invest in non-renewable industries.

Leader of the party that prides itself on freedom of speech and the free market has decided that actually, fuck that, and fuck you too. Morrison, responsible for pushing for destructive anti-science climate policies that are destroying the Pacific Islands, causing extinctions of animals, the destruction of the great barrier reef, and will contribute to people dying from food insecurity, disease, displacement, and increasingly severe weather, has labelled protests against climate inaction as “indulgent and selfish.”

Unlike his desire to continue taking coal industry money and ignoring the consequences of this… which is totally noble and morally justifiable.

Morrison argued that these boycotts would have serious consequences on the Australian economy but the Reserve bank of Australia has urged the government to act on climate change as inaction will harm the economy... which the government has also ignored.

The PM went on to slam “progressivism” saying that “those who claim the title want to tell you where to live, what job you can have, what you can say and what you can think - and tax you for the privilege of all those instructions that are directed to you.”

Well anyway, time for him to consult with the Attorney General how to control people’s lives some more, limit their ability to express their political views, and then have the majority of the tax burden fall on the lower and middle income earners. How good’s Australia?