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@insultcalligrapher
Ain't that the truth 🙄
Image description: black modern calligraphy on a white page, which reads, you can lead a man to congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
Yo.
I write fancy stuff.
I design things.
I make your wedding/party/shindig look sophisticated AF.
Hit me up.
Well, she DID.
[image description: black modern calligraphy on a white page that reads: I talked to Persephone and she says you're a little bitch.]
Well, she DID.
[image description: black modern calligraphy on a white page that reads: I talked to Persephone and she says you're a little bitch.]
LAST ONE from the @probablyvampirerpgideas shitpost :D
This one may be my favorite <3
[image description: a pink card on a wooden surface. Written on the card in purple modern calligraphy is “I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa - play Despacito.”]
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Does a person in your life need a reminder to behave this holiday season? Send them a letter from the #Krampus 👹
Slide into my DMs and let’s chitchat about it.
(I do letters from #Santa🎄, too)
#lettering #penandink #cursive #fountainpen #gellyroll #lettersfromsanta #letterfromsanta #letterfromkrampus #Krampus #SantaClaus #Santa #christmas #yule https://www.instagram.com/p/BqJnnPZncVe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gb4za2dlxuqf
#3 of 4 in this @probablyvampirerpgideas series. Why? WHY NOT!
Want different insults? SEND SOME IN, YO!
Today’s bag of mixed anachronisms coined by @nuttersincorporated
[image description: a red card on a tan cloth background, with “You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that i can beat your ass in the afterlife, too” written on it in loopy modern cursive in white ink]
Interested in owning one of these ridiculous pieces of questionable art? $3, with US shipping included (ie, I will slap it into an envelope, put a stamp on it, and mail it), $4 for non-us addresses. Just slide into my DMs or hit me up on PayPal, tell me which one you want, and include your address.
Continued nonsense from that epic shitpost of @probablyvampirerpgideas
This gem from @the-argumentative-viper
Two more in the queue. If there was a version of the post that has more than four of these fantastic anachronistically mixed things, please do point me toward it :D
[image description: a brown card on a wood background, with “well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.” in a gothic-style script in metallic gold.]
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Anachronistic mixed insults make me way too happy. There were more in the thread and they’re so getting used :D
@probablyvampirerpgideas had the original post here
image description: a green card on a wood background that reads “so like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess.” in black modern calligraphy.
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Oh my god I’m screaming this is amazing!
I have three more from the version that got to me in the queue. Feel free to send any other choice suggestions!
Anachronistic mixed insults make me way too happy. There were more in the thread and they’re so getting used :D
@probablyvampirerpgideas had the original post here
image description: a green card on a wood background that reads “so like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess.” in black modern calligraphy.
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Unsure the subject deserves such attention, but this is the ultimate in punching up. The most “powerful” person in the world has a list of insult apellations so long and varied that it was difficult to choose a few.
[image description: an orange card on a wooden desk with a black marker. the card has black modern calligraphy lettering on it that reads; orange joffrey, herr cheeto, tiny hands, fuckface von clownstick, mango mussolini, orange sauron, don the con]
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Gina Linetti is the human version of the 100 emoji.
image description: A lavender card with black modern calligraphy that reads: “the only reason I didn’t tell you is I don’t value you as people, so why be honest? - Gina Linetti, B99 Defense Rests
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[Image description: a green card with modern calligraphy in silver, which reads: “So nice of you to greet us, Madeline. I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.” - Captain Raymond Holt, Brooklyn 99]
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I move that all women pull that line of Beatrice’s out when men are talking and nobody gives a shit about their mansplaning.
[image description: a cream colored card with black modern calligraphy that reads: “beatrice: it is a wonder you are still talking, Signor Benedick - nobody marks you. benedick: my dear lady disdain! are you let living?”]
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Image description: A grey card with “Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski” Written on it in black modern calligraphy.
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