How "am" I??

I'm Emily and I'm 23. I mostly just watch a lot of TV. Also I have a podcast! soundcloud.com/user-38686551

[whatagrump]

fleabag is very good

[thyrell]

skyrim demastered argonian is the nicest looking videogame character of all time

[thyrell]

this guy would never hurt me

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[amanitacaplan]

Nobody: Will Byers: Can we play D&D?

[flightpatterns]

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

[kabaks]

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

[kabaks]

[catchymemes]

[the-kellin-under-the-vic]

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

[joleebindo-blog]

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[starlingshrike]

submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.jpg

[killsandthrills]

this scene is EVERYTHING… the fact that he genuinely wants to know more about her, the fact that he must’ve noticed her ‘disappearing’ of all a sudden and decided to engage her, the fact that she’s taken aback by someone actually wanting to know details about her life. if you haven’t seen this show… why the hell not???!?!

[lordmeowdemort]

Life hack: instead of ordering a pizza you just buy the ingredients (mozzarella, soap etc) and make it yourself

[leafylotte]

What flavour?

[lordmeowdemort]

Irish spring

[res--publica]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[nataliesssch]

[buffy-screencaps]

[secretgaygentdanvers]

what the fuck even was buffy

[sexhaver]

“my busch lite is gone”

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy

[la-laborista-republiko]

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

[edgebug]

times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”