landonpirtle

28, Boise

[ruinedchildhood]

Zoom (1999-2006)

[natalieswood-deactivated2021100]

THOR: RAGNAROK 2017 | dir. Taika Waititi

[mariofartwii]

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[2002kid]

[perrfectly]

[neckkiss]

Love always hurts.

[diorsky]

kamiosman via instagram

[homosxual]

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

[theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[biselfesteem]

the truth

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[excorpiano]

[anthony10000000]

[vviirgo]

[goldenprairies]

arcade

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[landonpirtle]

[bestviralposts]

LMAO CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THESE MEMES

[isuckatusernamessis]

Lolll im wheezing 💀 💀