Level 150'a when the level 11 Cadet they adopted after answering their SOS dies.
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if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
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@interdimensionaldrey-blog
Level 150'a when the level 11 Cadet they adopted after answering their SOS dies.
IYKYK
Im pretty sure this latest Major Order has got to be the GM playing a joke on us.
Using one of the biggest single shot orbital guns we have on the smallest enemy 2.5 million times. It also has quite a long cooldown.
Its kinda hard to articulate how rediculous this is, HOWEVER visual imagery can sum it up pretty well
Spreading democracy with my swagger.
(Sound)
"REPEL ILLUMINATE INVASION FLEET" MISSIONS BE LIKE
...AND STAY OUT!
(Sound on)
Seriously. Screw those buggers, theyre worse than the strafing aircraft lol. I enjoy hunting then gunning them down with prejudicial overkill.
*The day after being emotional support for @justagalwhowrites 's watching of TLOU S2Ep2
Me: ...So hows your fandom people?
Her: NOT GREAT
This is such
BULLSHIT
Clearly undemocratic propoganda.
Any helldiver whose tried to recover samples from a drowned companion can tell you...
...SAMPLES SINK
FASTER. Must go faster!
Same energy.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH.
When I host a mission and put out the call, I choose just the right spot to stand for good lighting and that the fans make my cape billow JUST right.
There I stand at ease, until someone arrives and walks up the catwalk to the bridge, I dramatically turn around and emote to welcome them to my ship.
Usually other helldivers will emote with me and greet before we hop over too the pods. Others will WALK RIGHT PAST ME.
Damnit I dont commit to this dramatic acting and posing for you to just ignore me!!!
Playing Baulder’s Gate III with @interdimensionaldrey-blog and I am DESPERATELY trying to get Halsin to fuck me. But I tried to get this fortune teller to tell us we were a good match to move things along and he literally said “Nature is my true love. You I merely tolerate” and I was WRECKED but BESTIE HAS A GOOD POINT IT COULD BE WORSE.
BG3 wingman *flex*
Whats this?? I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!
ITS DEMOCRACY FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!
I guess since this is technically my art blog I should show off what ive worked on.
I got to join a Curse of Strahd D&d campaign late after some original players dropped which gave me a oppurtunity to make an especially interesting character.
As such, ive been working on a inking while listening while the game goes one. I do love my india inks.
This is Eureka! Shes a level 6 Grave domain cleric and level 2 sorcerer. Shes half halfling (on her father's side mercifully) and was orphaned at a young age.
Living in a haunted, sunless, cursed land her only recourse was turning to grave digging and being adopted as a ward of the local church where she learned to worship the Night Mother and practice a religion of treating death and burial as sacred.
Nobody in her hometown really looks at her or acknowledges her unless they need someone buried. As a result shes worn the same dress/vestments for practically her entire life, her hair has never touched a comb and her face has never had a bath more than the rain or washing in a puddle. It still never stopped her from protecting and patrolling the roads around her villiage, feeling at home in the forest since she sleeps on a pile of hay in the tool shed behind the church.
Her mentor lead her on a failed effort to thwart Strahd that resulted in his death and her mortal injury. Bleeding out she traveled through the forest to try and head to a monostary for help, but was sure to die.
Fortunately she was saved by a wood nymph tree that petrified her into wood so she lived 500 years as some kind of unnatural wood statue. The current party found her and she awoke to find her hometown destroyed, the forests dying, and her personality as feral as ever.
She doesnt talk too much, is very straightforward, and tends to pick fights without really considering if shed win or not. Wearing a set of scale armor too big for her, a magical blood spear, and a large worn shield she now strives to protect her new friends on their quest to bring the sun back.
Whats this? I dont believe it! ITS ZAPP BRANNIGAN WITH A STEEL JEEP!
It’s 5 a.m.
I’m on a plane, headed to annoy @interdimensionaldrey-blog.
I have ordered a mimosa.
Do I write Joel Miller smut while getting drunk on 3 hours of sleep, 35,000 feet in the air? I feel like the answer is yes.
Update!
We are playing through TLOU because I am bad at video games and have only ever seen play throughs and would immediately die on my own.
Highlights so far:
@interdimensionaldrey-blog : I turned on lock on aiming so if you lose the target, just stop aiming for a second then start again, it’ll find him.
Me: Cool!
Him: Yeah, it’s an accessibility feature for disabled gamers!
Me, not disabled but very bad at gaming: ….
Him: just… just use the tool.
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Him: half of this game is just Joel using his muscles.
Me: and I appreciate that.
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Joel Miller: *does literally anything*
Me: Hot.
Tess: *does literally anything*
Me and him: Hot.
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Him: no, move your camera to adjust him.
Me: I’m trying but all he wants to do is shake his ass!
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TLOU 2 spoiler below the cut
ADDENDUM:
Kit: *Triggers a death scene of Joel getting his shoulder bit while Sarah is in his arms*
Me: " ...I didn't even know you could die in the intro."
Rations for various RPG Races
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Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Human:
Waterdhavian oat loaf (handmade irish soda bread, fresh smoked ham shank, “dessert” pear, Corm Orp “mountain” bleu cheese served on butternut squash, imported Saerloon broccoflower (Romanesco), mixed garden vegetables (carrots and radishes), Misty Forest chestnuts.
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Duergar (gray dwarves):
The Duergar (gray dwarves) are the hated subterranean cousins of the surface dwelling Shield dwarves. Vast Duergar kingdoms exist in the Underdark beneath Toril’s surface. Duergar are known for their foul tempers, penchant for cruelty, grim and bitter dispositions. Their food is as coarse and uncouth as they are. Clockwise from top left: Sour Deep rothé pepper cheese (Limburger), boiled Deep rothé kidney (whole beef kidney), foraged roots and tubers; skirret and Fellroot (ginger and turmeric roots), contorted strangler fungus (Enoki mushrooms), onion & mushroom gravy hand pies (Morel mushroom with shallot and dill in cream sauce).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk (This is a MEAL/feast and not a travel ration):
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress-infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Svirfneblin (deep gnome) (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
Underdark radishes, mushrooms and edible mosses. Rothé tongue (cow tongue) and rothé cheeses, which are made with wine to be eaten on the side as well as in plain varieties that can be melted into the mushroom caps.
More images here.
Mind Flayer/Illithid (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
A Mind Flayer dwelling in the Underdark of the Forgotten Realms might celebrate a special event with a smorgasbord of illithid delicacies. Center: An extra large brain (former minotaur servant who did not go quietly) plated on tinged cerebrospinal fluid. Right: peeled kuo-toa eyeballs in serous fluid (with mithral eating pick) TOP RIGHT: green mushroom wine TOP: drow slave heart (tastes better than human) with savory sanguine sauce. All served amongst various potion bottles, scroll and alchemical vessel.
More images here. Discussion thread here. Some “making of” and reaction photos here.
Ogre Holiday Platter (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
Ogres are well known for legendary feats of horrendous brutality, torture, and savagery. It’s no surprise they consider flayed skin, fingers, toes and ears (especially elf ears) as special delicacies. Ogres revel in the misery of others. Crushing the smaller races…then eating their crispy bits is considered a true perverse joy, worthy of what passes for brutal ogre celebration. Paired alongside campfire roasted rabbit and coarse grain bread.
Discussion thread here. More images here. ]]
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