Stuff And Things Ahead

Yo! Tables here! This is my blog! Multifandom & other silly goofiness awaits they/them I’m an adult

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I need to paint my nails a combination of stupidly bright colours.

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doggy kim for @kimwexlersfeetandtoes !

[jacquistheripper]

i think what made count the rice so awesome (if ominous) is that it harkened back to game changer’s fundamentals which is the only way to win is by learning and the only way to learn is by playing. i love the game changers where they get no instructions and it’s more puzzle based because that’s what season 1 game changer was really founded on.

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It’s filthy, disgusting, so ugly, I’m sure

I’m ugly, disgusting, and filthy, for sure

"I hope you realize just how hopeless you are?"

The question cut through the silence, snapping Ignacio out of his thoughts—though calling them that was a stretch. His mind was filled with self-deprecating curses, and it seemed Lalo could read even that in the young man’s tear-filled eyes.

"I like how you crave my attention - cute, isn't it? But you're starting to forget that I'm not doing this for you."

Of course, Nacho knew this monster felt nothing. A bored man was capable of doing anything just to experience the enlivening feeling of amusement. No Salamanca would ever resemble a human being. However, in such an intimate situation, where they both felt the warmth of their bodies, heard each other's breath, one wanted to believe Nacho wasn't prey in the clutches of a predator. Was there really no life in those pitch-black eyes? Not a drop of affection, awe, or love?

"You should see your face now, Nachito. Impresionante."

[nachosjavelin]

nacho is mad about his own life choices part 890

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[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

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To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[roaldamundsen]

that scene in bad choice road

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gracias nero

[zorangezest]

ive been watching better call saul. massive spoilers below the cut

sorry howard's fate is unbeleivable he's a lawyer who is so far removed from all the illegal shenanigans and he gets his soul trapped in a meth superlab with a bunch of drug kingpins 😭😭😭

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Nacho leaning against his Javelin appreciation post 🔥

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

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[oldmanpusspuss]

I can’t believe there are people on this website who don’t know who lalo salamanca is and aren’t completely obsessed with him </3

[oldmanpusspuss]

hes gay hes evil hes a cartel prince hes batshit insane hes penis delirious about a man that wants to stab him to death hes obsessed with pop-pop mike he wears little blue shoes he kills without remorse he laughs while petting a little doggy he loves his tío he likes to parkour for no goddamn reason he likes to bend over and work on cars all sluttily in front of other men he sleeps an hour a day he lived in a sewer for 4 days he likes to cook and sing along to Spanish songs and eat little snacks while doing recon hes got the craziest eyes of all time he can’t wink to save his life but he does it constantly hes literally the man of all time

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hes homophobic hes heterophobic he doesn’t know where babies come from he got his ass handed to him by kim and just walked out the door he used a teenager as a human shield and blamed someone else for his death he bullies jimmy for his lame cars he almost had a shootout with a bunch of cops he spends all night hiding in a bush instead of banging a milf he thinks his freak cousins are good boys he breaks all the color rules established by the universe he litters at the los pollos hermanos he terrorizes goldfish hes a girl who says wahoo. I could literally do this all day btw.

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otay

he drives like a maniac he speaks to German dogs in Spanish hes a leftie hes the life of the party he literally trusts no one except the guy who tries to kill him he slips his tío booze he gets rock hard when nacho does some parkour hes a sewer vlogger he has all the braincells in the salamanca family hes got a good head for numbers hes the most annoying man on earth and hes my special little princess <3

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