[orphan55]

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[gabbigabriella]

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The opening title card of the movie “HOLES” is misspelled in DVD and Blu-Ray copies of the film.

Often when a movie is transferred to DVD, Blu-Ray, and 4K formats, the titles have to be redone to read more legibly. When Disney released “HOLES” in 2003, the title card itself was written in small text in the corner of the screen. If transferred to home video normally, this title would have been only five pixels tall and too faint to make out.

But in early 2004, when the time came to alter the title for home video, the digital technician responsible typed the name wrong and quality control never caught it, all the way through the film’s blu-ray release in 2018. No fans wrote in noticing the flaw, nobody in quality for the disc releases, nobody at all noticed, and so the flaw remains to this day.

When we at FIJMU brought the error to Disney’s attention, a kind intern in an old fashioned hat simply took the initiative and explained, “I can fix that.”

[lafortis]

where my hloes at

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why, they’re all hanging out at:

[lisbonholic]

Not with me! Die with whoever comes after me, you do not leave me! Doctor Who: 9.04, "Before the Flood"

[pmamtraveller]

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[vaniilakidbyers]

"he/him lesbians arent valid-" "bi girls are bringing their boyfriends to pride-" "neopronouns are ruining the queer community-" "i hate polyamorous people -" "aroace people aren't really queer-" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I DON'T CARE!!! THE GOVERNMENT WANTS US DEAD!!!!! THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE LAWS AGAINST BEING QUEER!!!! CONVERSION THERAPY IS LEGAL IN 23 STATES!!!! WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN OTHER PEOPLES IDENTITY!!!!!

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[the-muppet-joker]

I am in despair from losing my son. I cannot accept that he would just run away to be a little circus boy. I am enraged. Whatever. Who needs him. I was a terrible father anyway

[taiwanesekid05]

[heathersdiscoursedotcom]

heather chandler isn’t a Mean Girl. she isn’t regina george. it’s doing the character a disservice to make her catty and snotty. heather chandler is, at her heart, your middle aged male CEO. she’s your fucking boss. listen to her talk: why are you pulling on my dick? you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. fuck me gently with a chainsaw, did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

she talks like a businessman, not a teenage girl. i love that. heather chandler is not a girly girl. she would NEVER let anyone see her actual insecurities, which in the film revolve mainly around sex and being inexperienced, and in the musical are…….relatively unclear. i think the musical actually does heather chandler a disservice by taking away her college party moment. veronica is CONSTANTLY rescuing various heathers from sexual situations they don’t know how to get themselves out of, and that’s why the fuck heather chandler turns on her. for EMBARRASSING her. not for not doing what she says, like in the musical. heather chandler is EMBARRASSED that veronica can’t suck it up and have sex with a college boy because heather herself also doesn’t want to do it but thinks of it like a business transaction. if she does it, her status will continue to rise.

anyway my point is, heather chandler is not the same as other popular girls from other media. the way she views power is like business. veronica even says it, it’s like they work together and their job is being popular. heather chandler is the goddamn CEO of popularity. she’s a mythic bitch.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[my-dailydreams]

[willisiam-woodiam]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual: