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mr normal

[anxiety-cheese]

- mikis / michalis / michael if you must

- 🇬🇷

- 17

- he/it

- fucking annoying ✌️

- main fandoms are the camp half blood chronicles (mainly frank zhang/revived trio/generally hoo content) and i saw the tv glow. i have others but i mostly post whatever i am obsessed with at the moment (currently: tomodachi life ltd, deltarune, dead boy detectives, i was born for this)

- my username is something similar to this on most social media (ask for specifics)

- check out my youtube channel!!

- i am friendly but awkward

[siegecraft]

i know it's hard. but i so firmly believe the strongest antidote to loneliness is reaching out first. and continuing to reach out. again and again and again. excise any scrap of shame you hold about being the person who texts first or pitches the plan or asks to get lunch. everyone is tired and busy and struggling. and afraid of feeling unwanted and unimportant. don't let the people you love feel that way. reach out first. don't be a ghost in your own life.

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[argillaforma]

ilya and svetlana's friendship is so good they're childhood friends, they're lovers, ilya is her gay best friend who is also a straight bro, svetlana is his only voice of reason, they fuck, they do girls night, they pick hookups for each other, sometimes they can't stand each other, they would kill for each other

[gay-mormon-wizard]

happy pride month to annabeth chase

[butt-wizard]

The prettiest girl I've ever seen

[pearlssz30]

Everyone get more Pipabeth pilled now!!!!!!!

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[anxiety-cheese]

it's also worth noting that the internet archive is full of porn. i just found some from the seventies

[anxiety-cheese]

god bless the internet archive

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by mod)

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

And, um, yeah. Get screened for testicular cancer.

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[vexx-the-egg]

[dirtbrunch]

[dying-pen-offical]

Man, I wish mutuals existed.

[iwouldratherbereadingrn]

I’m gonna hold your toes when I say this

[beeelderly]

not doin any of that mr ms mrs mx business . unfortunately i dont have a robust enough academic or medical background to be called doctor. but i could go by Mt. aka mount. aka mountain. the only thing you can glean from that is that im big as fuck

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)