This is my blog.

biracial, bipolar, bilingual, bisexual disaster. catboy but in an evil way.

[theboredvoid]

im not meowing for you, im not meowing with you, if im even meowing at all, it'll be meowing against you

[cyber-corp]

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

[homophobla]

Does an asexual little dance

Your machinations vore me.

[homophobla]

VORE MENTION ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[catboy-posting]

hee hee hee hoo ha ha hee hee

^ me if i was a little goblin

[dark-miku]

i love how saying "it's not racist" is usually enough to make something racist

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Really just a specific application of xkcd #2146

Mouseover text: Listen, I'm not a fan of the Spanish Inquisition OR predatory multi-level marketing schemes...

[cheriecore]

[cheriecore]

happy ending

[montyspiddr]

fuck the air outside got me liking boys

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[homophobla]

No matter how many followers I get on here, I will never make a post that lives up to that time I sent the the cookie clicker guy an anon ask and it got 86000 notes. It's just not possible. because everyone here is too gay to reblog me.

[homophobla]

It's at 94,000 now btw

[theboredvoid]

bit a hand today, has been a good day

[strawbebbynya]

[beardedmrbean]

Not entirely sure what to do with this information

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[ashenmind]

I don’t get posts

could you explain them to me?

[ashenmind]

why are there 2,564 people signed up for my diary?

[beddhead-red]

people recently have been asking me how I'm so good at doing my nails and i think the main reason is one time when i was young my sister & her friends were doing their nails and i took a swig of nail polish remover thinking it was water (i spit it immediately and was fine) and i think it gave me special powers

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

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