This is my blog.

biracial, bipolar, bilingual, bisexual disaster. catboy but in an evil way.

[theboredvoid]

im not meowing for you, im not meowing with you, if im even meowing at all, it'll be meowing against you

[kisforkerosene]

wearing my Love Händel Tshirt today and people have been like oh what band is that for? and im like. well it's an obscure 80s band that broke up but actually got back together in the mid 2010s. youve probably listened to some of their stuff before, it slaps :) and their like oh that's cool you know so much about them! I'll look them up later! and I'm like yeah you do that

this has happened like 3 times so far today

[kisforkerosene]

I JUST DID THIS BIT TO MY GRANDMA LMAOOOO

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[publicschoolstories]

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

probably a good thing this wasn’t at the school I used to teach at where the principal was arrested for embezzling school funds to buy horses

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[corrucyst]

got bad news.

[ysolt]

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[corrucyst]

got bad news.

[ysolt]

[theboredvoid]

boomer weeaboo: fuck my stupid baka wife

[dogpuppy]

[cheesefags]

MIMOLETTE

At work the other day, we had a seminar with that special feature that makes any meeting better: a cheese plate. It had some good cheeses and some not so good cheeses, but it had one startlingly orange standout that made me fall in love as soon as I put it in my mouth. The person who brough the cheese couldn’t remember the name, after work I ran to Cambridge’s Wine & Cheese Cask, and in my own cheesy missed connection, described the cheese to the cheesemonger. And thankfully, she made a positive ID: mimolette.

This is probably one of my top 5 cheeses. It’s Gouda-type, with a tough, firm texture, like dense dry fudge. The flavour covers so many dimensions. It’s carby, salty and caramel-y at the same time (think caramelized onions, actually), with a nutty overtone thanks to the addition of annatto, which is also responsible for the orange colour. The whole cheese comes in a sphere and pretty much looks like a canteloupe, thanks to the unique texture of the rind, which is stony and has little tiny tunnels in it.

How do those tunnels get there? Escaping air? Nope. CHEESE MITES. I had no idea this was a thing, but they’re literal flour mites intentionally introduced to the rind to change the flavour and texture. I guess it’s a little gross but damn is it worth it. When I finished this chunk of cheese (which I totally did in a very short amount of time), I did not hesitate to snack on the rind, despite of how tough it was.

Damn guys. Get this cheese. So good. Mites and all.

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

Catastrophic explosion at the combination graveyard/necromancer's tower

0 injured, -412 dead

[mens-rights-activia]

[murdaawasthecase-deactivated202]

Lmaoooo who is making these

[mens-rights-activia]

Mens-rights-activia

[bluesturngold]

it's okay to be horny for the job job water cooler but you gotta remember they're non-binary

[dambiex]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[beardedmrbean]

[whyenn-reader]

sanrio characters have a secondary sociatal function of being used as symbols and shortcuts for innocence, childiness and naivity, which makes putting them in traumatic, grown up and hellish scenarios particularly effective for evoking the image of a teenager that has to deal with depression, drugs and other issues they are illequipped to this early in life. now hear me out. putting Hatsune Miku in incresingly absurd and surreal situations is the same phenomenon in a different font. my theory being she's being utilised by people who were promised a future world that no longer exists, who cannot help but marvel at the idioticy of the reality they now have to deal with, realising nothing was ever under control and nothing ever was meant to make sense. in this essay i did

[whyenn-reader]

sanrio is emo while hatsune miku is ska