thoughts full of static

• with starry eyes and galaxy minds, we'll be dancing on the clouds tonight • Kirsty (left) • 17 • she/her •

[kiefbowl]

I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket

[11knives-deactivated20171005]

[bey]

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

[meezer]

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

[cungadero]

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[memeguy-com]

CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[creepydear]

Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo

[prehistoricmancunt]

me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i don’t really care it’s whatever honestly

somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldn’t have had to go through that

me, suddenly crying: huh. weird

[blackspy-deactivated20171104]

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

How I feel after waking up from naps.

[fuglyselfie]

me: logs into my google account

google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[mayflydecember]

talk all the shit u want about saints row but nothing will EVER be as amazing as parachuting onto a roof of your enemies in the middle of the night while kanye west’s power plays in the background

[a-zzurra-deactivated20180518]

boys complimenting me:

me: :// 

my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay: 

me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now 

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[derofeba]

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

[kitkat285]

As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

Me: okay, we need to eat and take a shower

My brain: acknowledged

Me: …… so uh why aren’t we doing that

My brain: I acknowledged it what more can I do

[nowindever]

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk