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Um….I don’t know…two?
That's it exactly! You said Don was teaching you how to count on your fingers? The idea is that if you put one finger up for my watermelon and one finger up for yours, you have two fingers up.

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Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
Um….I don’t know…two?
That's it exactly! You said Don was teaching you how to count on your fingers? The idea is that if you put one finger up for my watermelon and one finger up for yours, you have two fingers up.
Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
I don’t know….
No, me neither. Um... how about the beginning? Okay. If I have one giant flesh eating watermelon and you have one giant flesh eating watermelon, how many would we have if we shared?
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Can you teach me Math? James is teaching me Science and how to read. Mr. Don taught me how to count with my fingers
I'd love to teach you math! Where should we start?
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Well I don’t know much anything cause I wasn’t allow to learn really.
Really? ...you know, I'm in school at the college in town. Maybe if you wanted, I could teach you some stuff. Just-- things you don't know, that maybe you should.
Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
Tha’ts really big.
Yep, I know! That's probably why Cecil wouldn't admit that they exist.
Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
What are mountains?
Basically, they're really, really tall hunks of rock. Like-- see the City Hall building over there? Imagine something a hundred times taller than that.
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I want to meet the radio man.
Okay, okay, fine, we'll take you to meet the radio man. But I don't know if he's in today-- he was telling me something this morning about seeing mountains with Carlos? I didn't think Cecil believed in mountains.
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*stops and frowns* Oh….
Oh, no, don't make that face. I'm a sucker for a good puppy-dog face.
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REALLY? OHMYGODOHMYGOD! *starts jumping up and down*
Oh-- oh, okay! Calm down! We can't go now. I think he went out with his boyfriend or something.
Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
REALLY? I like hearing the man on the radio when my old family put him on.
Yep! Well, that man is my boss, you see-- and I guess if you wanted to, we could take you to meet him sometime!
Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
What’s a station?
The radio station, I mean. It's where the... voices in the little box come from.
(Finally) Bowling Date || Dana & James
James had promised Dana days ago that he’d take her out bowling. However, something had always come up, and he was never able to make the time. Tonight, however, was different. Tonight, he was determined to take her out on this, dare he say it, date. There was no use moping around in his room when he could be out having fun with the girl of his dreams. He could worry about Don in the morning. Tonight was all about Dana.
He had drowned up in front of her house as 8:30 PM, the time they had specified days earlier. In order to apologize for being do late, he had bought her a small bouquet of flowers from the local supermarket. Where they got the flowers in the middle of the desert, James would never know. Hopefully, these flowers wouldn’t eat Dana in her sleep. He doubted they would, but one could never be too careful in Night Vale. After a few seconds of standing on her doorstep, he knocked.
Dana was already in her pajamas by the time she heard the knock at the door-- it had been a long day down at the station, and after all this time, there was no way James was actually going to show up, right? Besides, there was that whole thing with Don... it didn't matter. She went to open the door, stifling a yawn.
"Oh," was all she could manage on seeing James outside her door with a bouquet of flowers that only looked mildly carnivorous. "Um. I, uh..." she trailed off, glancing down at the kittens on her pants. "Sorry."
Haven't talked to anyone in ages.
It’s better than my old collar and I did not have something shiny on it. And I’m living with a Doctor who Don is special friends with! and yes he is. and cleaning is fun!
Cleaning is fun? Remind me to show you around the station sometime. Seriously.
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i am a human pet. I ran from my previous family and then James found me and found me somewhere to live. THEy GAVE ME MY OWN ROOM! And James is teaching me to read and science too! And there was a man in a tan jacket who gave me a bath and someone else feed me and Mr. Don is teaching me how to clean things! but I have a collar with my name on it see? *shows collar with name engraved in a gold tag*
Wow, that's really nice, actually! Shiny. And leave it to James and Don to take you in-- did you say Don was teaching you how to clean? Sounds like Don to me.
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Leon the Pet. what’s an intern?
Um, it means that I do a lot of work at the station for next to no money. It should be no money, actually, but every now and then someone tosses me a quarter. Anyway-- how can you be a pet? You're human, right? I shouldn't presume.