tales from an IB classroom

hello. IB students trying their hardest. idk what to put here look at pinned. admin is a MINOR and so are all students talked about in the blog don't be weird. yeah that pretty much sums it up have fun. i also run @whenthewindhasblown

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pinned post whoa

hello! so, i see you've found this blog. if you're reading this, then you probably know what the IB program is, but if you don't, then google it.

this blog is a place for me to share what the inside of an IB classroom is really like, complete with quotes, memes, and true stories! it's really just my silly little storybook.

i am currently in year 2, IB 12 certificate (math, TOK)

if you're one of the people in my class and you found this blog, no you didn't shhhhh

ok i think that's it, enjoy your stay

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IB Exam season is almost over, how are we feeling? Personally I am feeling doomed after AASL Paper 2.

lowkey also feeling doomed. my math teacher said that he also tried to do the questions from the exam and had a verifiably bad time

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IDK IF YOU REMEMBER ME BUT I ASKED FOR A BLESSING AT MIDTERMS

all my IB classes are HL EXCEPT math A&A. I’m fucked but I’m predicted a 7 on the IA. Am I fucked?

holy shit aren't you homosexuality offical

anyway yeah i remember you. you have the blessing of this particular IB parody blog

also yeah lol you're fucked (you took IB why wouldn't you be)

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math a&a, a poem

fuck

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fun fact i wrote my math a&a IA on sine waves (something i literally do not understand at all except for in the specific context i wrote about)

also great poem you should take that to lang&lit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(exams)

agreed

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IDK IF YOU REMEMBER ME BUT I ASKED FOR A BLESSING AT MIDTERMS

all my IB classes are HL EXCEPT math A&A. I’m fucked but I’m predicted a 7 on the IA. Am I fucked?

holy shit aren't you homosexuality offical

anyway yeah i remember you. you have the blessing of this particular IB parody blog

also yeah lol you're fucked (you took IB why wouldn't you be)

[international-baccalaureshit]

First IB exams coming up soon, any advice?

have a good cry like 12 hours beforehand

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Daily affirmations

-I am not defined by how much work I did yesterday

-The best time to do that homework was yesterday, the second best time is now

-I am smart and the IB program is valuable

-University will be better bc I will have less classes and I actually like the subjects I will be taking

-Having dreams where I stress about math and physics too much is smart behaviour actually

-The IB program cannot get me in my sleep

-I will get sleep

-The IB program is not out to get me

-The IB program is smart behaviour actually

-IB stands for intentional bullshitting

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the B in IB stands for baccalaureshit actually. i know this as the actual IB program

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if IB yearning were a class i would have a 7

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wake up baccalaureshit community new class just dropped

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hey. you ever heard of me

holy shit im acc such a big fan i didn't know you knew of my existance !!

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are we deadass. am i finding out i have fans directly after making the decision to move accounts

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what subject did you do your ee on?

i did a history ee about the women who ruled the romanov dynasty. it was pretty good if I do say so myself

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lowkey highkey moving all personal things to @days-of-lenore... keeping this blog up and will still log on just less frequently

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LA is language acquisition. Think of it as a retextured initio class but you actually have prior knowledge to said language (since you have to choose between your native language and english)

cool we don't have that

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Its basically just language B, do you guys not have language B?

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no we have language B i've just never heard it called anything other than language B so i got confused

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LA is language acquisition. Think of it as a retextured initio class but you actually have prior knowledge to said language (since you have to choose between your native language and english)

cool we don't have that

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Do you have initio classes at your school? If so what are the languages? You dont have to take them i just wanna see if this is actually a thing bc my school doesnt have one, only LA and LL of the native language and english

i think we have french ab initio technically but no one takes it. also if you don't want to take french you can just like pick another language but you have to teach yourself (you'll technically be with the language b teacher (who is the french teacher because we don't offer any other language b) but he will probably not speak your random other language)

wait i just read the second half of your ask and i now realise i have no idea what you're talking about because our ab initio class is a language b class and we only have LL of english (what is LA i genuinely do not know)

hope this helps (ot probably doesn't but wtv)

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what even is ib film

i don't know my school is to small to have any IB art subjects at all

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i really love how calculus really just shoves a bunch of random ass formulas and an equal amount of notations at you and then after many late nights when you finally get it then calc says to you ok now do it all backwards. in case you can't tell the "love" is sarcastic