Board of Randomness

Hi I make music from time to time when I have nothing to do.

[fiftyshadesofmacandcheese]

Where can I buy her album tho

[blackwaluigi]

that vibrato

[gimme10dollas]

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

[katswenski]

They’re both super great at this game. My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[internetfordays]

I found out that Hispanics/Latinos have a nice perk to be able to choose whatever race they want. That means that I’m legally able to be Asian one day, then White the next day, and then Black maybe after lunch.

[deathtripz]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a female brings mace/pepper spray on a first date with someone they met online it’s smart, when a male does it it’s creepy.

[thenatsdorf]

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Heat-sensitive edition of the book Fahrenheit 451.  

[the-videodame]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[bladedamus]

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[honeyslim]

k fuck I tried to play this but because this is Tumblr and everything is fucking broken the audio never played so I just kept scrolling and eventually forgot that I’d even tried to listen to this and then like 20 minutes later this sound clip played at full volume through my Bluetooth speaker while I was trying to fall asleep and it fucking sent me into cardiac arrest

[bladedamus]

Jesus Christ I’m so sorry.

[akunohomu]

[did-you-know]

The happiest couples are those who consider each other their best friend. Source Source 2

[bananatwinky]

[sushinfood]

[freshcatpuke-deactivated2016090]

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[the-mighty-sage-equal-deactivat]

[tehawesome]

[sirartwork]

wait

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[setheverman]

koji kondo is drake’s real ghostwriter

[setheverman]

i was doing laundry and it’s all in the background why did this have to get 5k notes????

[the-artistic-maniac]

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WATCH OUT MARIO’S A FUCKING GUN!!!!

[internetfordays]

Swag Burgers by Karmanic

Available as T-Shirts & Hoodies, Stickers, iPhone Cases, and Samsung Galaxy Cases

I’m starting to sell some designs in redbubble. I love this website has a lot of good designs in it. Also if you can I would like feedback on any of the designs I make and how to improve.

[weloveshortvideos]