Chaos Lives Here

25 Y/O Dumb of ass, pure of heart

[venus-bambie]

[mikaeled]

If you don’t come back here with the police and I survive… I swear, I will find you and I will kill you. Angela Sarafyan in A House on the Bayou (2021)

[mikaeled]

If you’re righteous, you’ll survive. Angela Sarafyan in A House on the Bayou (2021)

[stars-bean]

Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

[jessmalia]

@clarasamelia

[chewbacca]

BONUS:

[blues-main-blog]

The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me

[marcchurch]

[xskadi-deactivated20240221]

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

[jonaldronaldrolkientolkien]

girls night

[penelope-featherington]

#passenger backseat princess

Ghosted (2023) Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[interpirate]

OH

[memorycycle]

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

[slygirlboy]

the sauropods outside:

[b0ggyb1tch]

hey what are they doing

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[themummersfolly]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[scooby-doobert]

i’m looking through some scooby doo costumes and i just-

WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM

[scooby-doobert]

do you ever feel like this

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

[reallyndacarter]

Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

[randomprose]

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

[randomprose]

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

[icarus-suraki]

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

[gonzocoded]

she think on my therefore til i am

[little-cursed-things]

Mr Blobby is a legend, and the cursed versions of him are just glorious.