you too will become quite unbearable

gabriel | any pronouns | 20s

[bgm05]

[cerastes]

[cryptotheism]

[zentilde]

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[mylittleplaylist]

Applejack (Special Release) // Fallen, Evanescence

[insanityall]

I love her so much

[what-even-is-thiss]

I take most of my community college classes online these days so on the occasion that I actually go to campus in person I’m like dang have nineteen year olds always looked this young? I can’t be getting older, right? Nah.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The older I get the less I understand why some people try to date eighteen year olds. Yeah that’s an adult and I’ll take them seriously and all that but they’re too smooth and polished though. They might not even have experience with making their own doctors appointments. They need two or three more years of life shaking them around in a can.

[deviantarchive]

Technologic-REMAKE by FoxLover12

2009

[deviantarchive]

Sparkledog Love Journal Banner by Biohazard-Nurse

2010

[paulthebukkit]

Nintendo uploaded a video about Marth but for some reason I can’t get over how this video starts

[deviantarchive]

Taking over me by Kay-Kitten

2005

[deviantarchive]

Proud To Be EMO by LilRavenWolfie

2006

[deviantarchive]

Music taste stamp by thedmblonde

2007

[deviantarchive]

creep .? by alayhis

2008

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

[almarirpg]

Almari 2026 Demo v1.0 launch!

Demo contents

Three quarters of Bravery completed.

Monster balance has been adjusted.

Touch encounters have been improved upon with i-frames and an enemy bump system.

1 secret ending exists.

There are 5 bosses, 2 dungeons, and 2 mini dungeons.

About 2-5 hours of game on a blind playthrough.

It's finally ready! This demo will reflect gameplay, tones, and scenework that will ultimately be more reflective of the final game. Saves from the 2020 demo are not recommended to transfer due to balance and event flag changes. A fresh save is highly recommended! This build extends beyond the North Cave quest for a new adventure!

Download now on itch.io!

We hope you enjoy!

-DemonClaus and the team!

[punkitt-is-here]

PLAY MY FRIENDS GAME!!!

[jareckiworld]

B. Moyer — "Dream of Me" (blacklight poster, 1968)

[prokopetz]

It's so, so funny when folks bring up GURPS as a counterexample to the argument that even purportedly generic tabletop RPG character creation systems are tuned to produce a specific Type of Guy. GURPS character creation is desperate to produce the snarky unreliable narrator of a military science fiction novel. GURPS is practically gagging for it. GURPS will do unspeakable things to push your character in that direction.