hi

it/he | 20yo

[pansyfemme]

so when you said you wanted to lock me in your evil science chamber for days on end and experiment on me until i go crazy did you mean like.. sexually? haha sorry if im misreading just got a vibe LOL

[chromaticabrasions]

hand hurts from jacking off

[mothstiel]

inside thought!! inside thought!!

[chromaticabrasions]

outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!

[infectiouspiss]

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

[sweatermuppet]

as a child i aspired to grow up to be a hairy unemployable homosexual

[woundthatswallows]

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

[inthe-doghouse]

i have GOT to get weirder and even more transsexual

[inthe-doghouse]

i think every dogboy needs a catboy partner. balance in the universe or whatever

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[anoxthon]

being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

[anoxthon]

i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit

[pansyfemme]

found frottage movie

[pansyfemme]

theyre just filming shitty amateur gay porn until the creature shows up

[were--ralph]

so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

[were--ralph]

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this was it LMAO

VERY NSFW

[communistsister]

scully: the victim's prostate appears to have been drained dry

mulder: *throws file on desk* ever heard of the pegging alien

[metalgearsolid3pussy-eater]

mulder, hobbling into the office: Scully you're not gonna believe this

[dullahandyke]

Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since

[inthe-doghouse]

there’s something so insanely hot about an assertive, domineering guy being made to beg. taking a guy who’s used to commanding people and making him beg you to get him off, beg you to fuck him. he’d try to order you around until he realizes he’s not getting what he wants until he asks nicely. i think i needto be put down

[inthe-doghouse]

bf who asks “you want a treat??” while unbuttoning his pants

[tothechaos]

men love to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down its like enrichment for them

[echolaliaplayer]

FUCK I forgot I had jacking off tonight