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I want howl to cut me bread

icon art by fake-ascension!

mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

#oh worm #I really hope not!! my first day is tomorrow!!

eelektroenthusiast

"We couldn't be together this time"

#pmmm

nintooner

for a better tomorrow

#pkmn

james-spaders-third-ball

god I love my county🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

bookpdf

le doohickie in question btw:

#oh worm

casgirl

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

#oh worm

exitwound

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

atlassolid-prower

this is the most unhelpful post ever

exitwound

do i look like a fucking faq to you

exitwound

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

#oh worm

if-i-was-a-wyrm

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

#oh worm

monstersinthecosmos

This is a really good thread.

glompcat

#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)

#oh worm