Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

[sylvernights]

—Anne Carson.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[witchrealms]

(x)

[l0stglitch]

The Volturi finally invest in phones 🥹

[priveting]

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[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[plumslices]

Japanese Shosai-Ki Writing Desk, 1920s

[what-even-is-thiss]

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

[tumblr]

🐉 HOTD Edition: who would you rather have as your life coach?

Alicent Hightower

Daemon Targaryen

Larys Strong

Alys Rivers

Mysaria

Remaining time: 3 days 14 hours

and no, you cannot instead choose a life of feeding chickens. poll closes in one week!

[madi-xx-digidiary]

[elilovesvanilla]

idgaf, judge me all u want hoes

[eternoct-void]

Roddy the Ruin when Silverwing was getting ready to burn him.

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[stream]

Spider-Man 2 (2004)