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21//Student// Awkward Blob

[aquaman-shoes]

One of my all-time favorite twitter threads

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

confirmed: trains are mammals

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[doodlelikeme]

My brain, after I had two days of feeling ok:

[mpregcraig]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

*gets my arm bitten off by a wolverine in the canadian wilderness and this billboard instantly teleports to my location, silently mocking me as i bleed to death*

[cyberscully]

i’m right and i should say it

[cyberscully]

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

animal crossing villager: ahdjsjdhdhf, you know what i mean, honk?

me: fucking superb you funky little anteater

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[huffylemon]

[meganememo]

[zackisontumblr]

let him shop

[griffys]

love too big for she goddamn heart

[gael-garcia]

[tomche]

when you leave a store without buying anything

[the-mourning-after-pill]

They really seem like they could be brother and sister

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Westworld (2016)

[bob-belcher]

[baetology]

with a titty out and everything

[loveandlucky]

tits: out

netflix: questioning

[raejin99]

I am forcibly removed from a lethargic state of binge-watching

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[bluemurderbunny]

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically