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I did the thing
More accurate version:
further follow-up addition courtesy of @lostlavenderer's tags:
All the Painted Stars, out now in all the places!!
These are the gates to the Summer Palace! Pretty Right! Like, I said, not quite as extravagant as some of the parts of the complex, but still gorgeous!
One of the little Buddhas on the outside of the Hall of Buddhist Tenets/Sea of Wisdom. Now, picture and entire building covered in these guys!
Ok, so I don’t know the story behind these guys, but they’re on basically all the temples and imperial buildings I saw on the corners of the roofs. I just… really loved the guy riding the chicken. He’s riding a chicken, guys! A CHICKEN! Still cracks me up!
Baozi. My Chinese bread and butter. My love, my life, my food. They’re so cheap (These ones were 10 for 10 Yuan (about $1.50). Not gonna lie, the ones up north in Beijing were better than the ones in my city, Zhenjiang. The breading on the outside was thinner than in Zhenjiang. Better ratio of meat/veggies to bread.
Acrobats! We went to an acrobatic/martial arts theatric about the origins of gongfu (usually westernized to kung fu. Yeah, it’s gongfu in Chinese). It was super fun! Notice the giant water bottle? Don’t drink the tap water in China!
Alive and Aspen! Aspen is the white girl (haha). She’s another of the teachers with my company. She also taught in Zhenjiang and we got to spend a good amount of time together! Alice is this wonderful Chinese lady! She had a tea shop on the same little backstreet of the hutong (old Beijing neighborhood) our hotel was on. She was so nice! We ended up staying at her shop for five hours one night talking and having tea and we got dinner together! Also, got some cool tea sets from her shop!
Gate to the Ming Tombs.
GIANT TURTLE AT THE MING TOMBS! Seriously, this guy was as tall as I was! Sorry for disturbing your sleep, old man turtle!
Don’t know what these are, but there was a whole long railing full of them and they were really cool!
Animals along the walkway! There were a lot of different kinds of animals including giraffes, elephants, I think camels, lions, dogs, cats. There were also people who would have been in the Emperor’s court (advisers, generals, etc.).
The Great Wall! Unfortunately, I don’t have any pictures of the view (which was a shame because it was amazing and clear and beautiful!), but here’s me a one of the guard towers and a picture of stairs I hiked up!
My Beijing Pictures! (I might have a few more coming, but that depends on if I can find any on my mom’s computer.) I have ZERO of the Forbidden City because stupid computer, but I’m happy that I still have these at least!
These are the gates to the Summer Palace! Pretty Right! Like, I said, not quite as extravagant as some of the parts of the complex, but still gorgeous!
One of the little Buddhas on the outside of the Hall of Buddhist Tenets/Sea of Wisdom. Now, picture and entire building covered in these guys!
Ok, so I don’t know the story behind these guys, but they’re on basically all the temples and imperial buildings I saw on the corners of the roofs. I just... really loved the guy riding the chicken. He’s riding a chicken, guys! A CHICKEN! Still cracks me up!
Baozi. My Chinese bread and butter. My love, my life, my food. They’re so cheap (These ones were 10 for 10 Yuan (about $1.50). Not gonna lie, the ones up north in Beijing were better than the ones in my city, Zhenjiang. The breading on the outside was thinner than in Zhenjiang. Better ratio of meat/veggies to bread.
Acrobats! We went to an acrobatic/martial arts theatric about the origins of gongfu (usually westernized to kung fu. Yeah, it’s gongfu in Chinese). It was super fun! Notice the giant water bottle? Don’t drink the tap water in China!
Alive and Aspen! Aspen is the white girl (haha). She’s another of the teachers with my company. She also taught in Zhenjiang and we got to spend a good amount of time together! Alice is this wonderful Chinese lady! She had a tea shop on the same little backstreet of the hutong (old Beijing neighborhood) our hotel was on. She was so nice! We ended up staying at her shop for five hours one night talking and having tea and we got dinner together! Also, got some cool tea sets from her shop!
Gate to the Ming Tombs.
GIANT TURTLE AT THE MING TOMBS! Seriously, this guy was as tall as I was! Sorry for disturbing your sleep, old man turtle!
Don’t know what these are, but there was a whole long railing full of them and they were really cool!
Animals along the walkway! There were a lot of different kinds of animals including giraffes, elephants, I think camels, lions, dogs, cats. There were also people who would have been in the Emperor’s court (advisers, generals, etc.).
The Great Wall! Unfortunately, I don’t have any pictures of the view (which was a shame because it was amazing and clear and beautiful!), but here’s me a one of the guard towers and a picture of stairs I hiked up!
Ok, so I'm not gonna lie. I don't entirely remember the exact order of the days I spent in Beijing. My grasp of linear time is not always the best, so this part might get a little mushy.
The whole point of our time in Beijing was twofold. Most importantly, we had orientation. Now, it's worth mentioning that this program gave a LOT of freedom to its participants. At least, compared to other programs. There were restrictions. They had a no alcohol, no drugs, no dating policy (the first because it is VERY illegal in China. All sorts of BIG TROUBLE. The latter two largely because they'd allowed them before and things got messy and unfortunate and uncomfortable). But the other programs I had looked into were far more restrictive. There was one program that would send me to Russia that I had actually committed to - to the point of submitting a $300 non-refundable deposit - and only found out after I signed the contract that they didn't allow their volunteers to go ANYWHERE alone. At all. I would go nuts. In the end, the final factor was financial. China cost $1300 and Russia would have cost $2500. But the whole not being able to go anywhere (like not even in your neighborhood) alone was a significant factor. China actually ended up costing even less, but I'll get to that. The second purpose of our time in Beijing was as a tour of the capitol!
Anyways, this all goes to say that orientation was not quite as... intense as I thought it would be. The entire teaching structure was not nearly as, well, structured. Orientation mostly consisted of getting ideas for games and teaching exercises from each other and thinking about how to react in different scenarios. There were also some cultural differences that were explained (such as, it's not necessarily appropriate for students to visit teachers at their apartments, depending on the situation, people WILL take pictures of you, DO NOT DRINK THE TAP WATER, DO NOT FLUSH THE TOILET PAPER, etc.). I'll admit, I was worried. The majority of the teachers in our program were teaching in kindergartens and grade schools. I was teaching at a high school so I was worried that the games and the fun things wouldn't be enough, but I decided I would just plan more things later when I was settled into my new home. Orientation was fun and I got to meet some really cool people and that's basically all you really need to know about that.
Now, onto the good part. Cavorting about Beijing!
Ok, one of the first tourist things we did after running around at night was go to the Summer Palace. Contrary to the name, it did not defy the wintery weather and bring warmth. It was still freezing. So much so that the moat was entirely frozen over and a whole host of people were sledding on the ice. Less people were ice skating, but there were still some. It was pretty expensive to rent a sled so I declined. It had been several years since this moat had frozen over enough to skate on so it was very popular. Also, thinking back on it, it probably wasn't nearly as expensive as I thought it was back then. I hadn't gotten a good grasp of how Chinese yuan converted to US dollars, so I probably should have gone for the skating thing, but I guess you live, you learn.
This trip was a momentous occasion for me! It was the first time I had used a squatty potty. It was a bit daunting. I was kind of nervous (mostly because everyone else seemed so nervous about it). The bathroom smelled typical of a Chinese public restroom. That is, nasty with a thin veil of incense. Don't get me wrong. I think that most of them were cleaned fairly regularly. They just smelled bad. Worse than your typical public American restroom. Some public restrooms were outright nasty and others were like entering the worst porta-potty you've ever encountered only worse. One time, I went to pee in a bathroom that was just barely bigger than myself in the back of a restaurant right next to the small, odd-shaped basin where they kept the live fish for cooking. It was an experience. I love China.
It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Honestly. It was much easier to use the squatty potty than I thought and I didn't understand the people who continued to complain excessively. Maybe squatting to go pee just came more naturally to me. Eheheheh... (PSST! The secret if you’re worried about your clothes is to hold them out of the way. Also you have to learn how to squat down with both feet flat on the floor. It’s both a great stretch and if you do it right you can balance squatting down for a long time… both in the bathroom and just anywhere you want to rest and don’t have a seat. In the West/America (My realm of experience is limited to China, Thailand and America, ok!) we generally squat up on the balls of our feet and it’s both harder to balance and more tiring on your muscles. Seriously, guys! Learn how to squat on flat feet, it’s miraculous and life-saving!)
Anyways, the Summer Palace! It was my first close contact with old imperial Chinese architecture. I think, on the first night, I saw one of the old guard towers near Tiananmen Square, but that was from afar. Here I was, walking through centuries old buildings with some of the most intricate detailing I'd ever come across. We went through the front gate. It was very ornate! Very lovely! There were old, worn statues outside and the colors on the gate were beautiful. Then we went inside. This is where I saw the moat and the infamous bathrooms. Then we went across a bridge. The old style Chinese bridges are beautiful. They're made of stone (a LOT of things are made with stone in China. I think it's because there's a lot of stone that's relatively easy to quarry. Even with modern things, a lot of the embellishments will be made of stone styled after traditional designs. Clouds are a very popular design.) and have those big circular cut-out bottoms. This one was different, but still stone and still pretty. There were a bunch of small buildings surrounding the moat. I found out in retrospect this is called Suzhou Street. This is funny because Suzhou is a city down South in the Shanghai area named Suzhou that is really famous for silks and for ancient water towns. Basically, old one-two story, tightly packed towns with canals instead of streets. AKA Venice of China. So, my guess is this street is called Suzhou street because there were old, one-two story buildings surrounding a 'street' of water. From there, we went the Site of Sumeru Temple.
Please keep in mind, I knew very few of these names when I was there. Maps were a little... Hit or miss (another common theme). I also have forgotten many of these names because it's been almost two years since I was there. So I'm doing some research to supplement my names and such.
I wish I could do justice to the architecture with words. I'll include some of the few pictures I managed to post before the computer incident. It was a bit magical. The Site of Sumeru Temple was fronted by a wide courtyard. The temple was raised and two staircases paralleled the foundation it was raised on and formed a sort of triangle leading up to the temple. There were a couple of towers off to the sides of temple. The temple was largely red, white, and yellow (red and white walls, yellow roofs). I remember that the inside of the temple was cool, but apparently not that memorable because I don't really remember it. Oops. But after that we went to the Hall of Buddhist Tenets and that was amazing! (Upon further research, I'm not sure if this building was called the Hall of Buddhist Tenets or the Sea of Wisdom. Like I said, maps were... iffy.)
The inside was cool, but the outside was amazing! It was mostly a deep golden yellow, but inset in emerald green indentations were hundreds upon hundreds of approximately head-sized golden-yellow Buddhas! They were beautiful! I got some really cool pictures sitting up in this large white stone window frame set into the side of the building, but they were lost. (Looks nostalgically into the sunsets whilst inwardly swearing like a sailor at my hard drive... Seriously, I'm still not over this guys.) But there were these little Buddhas just covering the entire building and they were beautiful! Intricate and there were just so many of them!
After that the group I had kind of adopted wandered a bit up and down the walkways. There were some courtyards and cool walls. I remember we went to the back of the Hall of Buddhist Tenets and were exploring the backside. We took some more pictures there and explored some of the nooks and crannies of the building.
The Temple of Buddhist Virtue is one of the crowning pieces of the Summer Palace (that's like saying it's one of the shiny marbles in an entire bucketful. There were a lot of awesome things!) It's a large, rounded pagoda that rises up from a hill overlooking the large lake that borders the palace. It's actually more hexagonal, but those are details. Details. One of my favorite things about Chinese imperial architecture are the details. They're immaculate. Carved wooden designs and three dimensional patterns colored in red, emerald, cobalt blue, gold, and accents of white intertwining around small murals painted in exquisite color.
For some reason we decided not to go into the Temple. It might have been closed, but it didn't really matter because it was stunning from the outside.
We went down the hill to some of the lower portions. There were a lot more people there! It was a cool area. More walls there and it felt more like an... official complex as opposed to a park. The upper area felt more like a park. It was also beautiful and wondrous, just a different feel.
We didn't spend as much time there, so I don't remember as much. The one thing I remember more than any of the lower area is the view of the lake. We got an amazing view of the lake from above.
It was winter so the days were shorter. Even though it was still fairly early the sun was hanging low over the horizon and kissing the world with a red-golden light. Earlier I mentioned that we caught the tail end of Spring Festival. This was such a gift! Not nearly as many of the factories were up and running because people were on holiday so the air was much clearer than it might be at other times of the year! It wasn't consistently clear, but WOW! We got some beautiful days! This was no exception! There were some clouds and haze on the horizon, but - I'm gonna level with you real hard - when there was just a smidge of smog/haze in the air it made the sunsets radiant! Ok, have any of you grown up in an area that gets summer fires? I do, I'm from western Oregon. Lots of trees. Dry summers. Things burn. It's an unfortunately beautiful side effect of such destruction, but the sunsets are beautiful gold and red and the sun turns into a brilliant glowing red ball in the smoke. The air drips with color and saturated light weaves itself through the buildings and trees coloring everything!
It was a bit like this. Not quite as red this afternoon, but the gold of the setting sun was effusive!
A large part of the lake was frozen over as well closer to the shore, but enough of the lake was unfrozen enough for the boats to be out. On the frozen part of the lake, where the ice sparkled in the sunlight, dozens of people were skating and sledding on the ice. The sunlight illuminated the vast spread of the Summer Palace. There was so much that we didn't get to explore.
When I go back to China I would like to go back to some of the places I'd gone during orientation and honestly, spend far more time in these places. I don't know if I'll get a day as overwhelmingly lovely as this was, but I want to see all of the many, many things I missed. This view was breathtaking, both in its beauty and in the array of buildings in the palace area that we didn't get to visit. It's massive. We were there for several hours and I don't think we saw half of it.
After coming up from the lower area (heading back because we were beginning to need to find our meeting place) I ended up with a different group. Not gonna lie, not entirely sure how that happened. Eheheheh.... But they were fun! We decided to visit a couple more places in the palace and make a sort of round about way towards our original entrance because we had more time than we thought.
Our path came to a river and followed it. It was amazing! At first, it started out as just a bit of frozen water in a river-shaped dent in the ground. Then more ice began to appear. Then giants chunks of ice and suddenly, we were walking next to a river that wasn't really a river. It was a river that had been utterly frozen solid and then split into massive pieces of ice with the bottom of river rocks running in between. The river did this delightful thing where there were shelves of ice clinging to the cut stones of the walkway as the very edge. There was a drop of several feet before the frozen ice resumed. It was fascinating!
I loved this part (and not just because I loved the entire thing). We had inadvertently taken a route that found some of the less well-kempt parts of the palace complex. There were the areas tourists didn't normally go. Or maybe they did and they were kept less restored as a reminder.
Regardless of why they were less cared for, it was a bit haunting. In a very enchanting kind of way. I had just been utterly dazzled by this amazing series of perfectly restored architecture on an imperial scale. I had been delightfully bombarded by designs hundreds of years old simultaneously looked hundreds of years old and as if they had been created last week. I had seen buildings older than anything I had ever seen before and everything was fresh and impeccably restored.
And then the illusion faded.
I gradually found myself in a world where time hadn't been recaptured. Instead it was observed through a scratched lens. You could see the grandeur that used to be, but there were imperfections. The paint wasn't as vibrant, in some places it was peeling, in some places it was gone altogether and the wood beneath lay bare to the winter air. It was the same style and the designs were similar if not the same, but it was faded. There weren't as many decorations and these areas were far less colorful. It was magical.
The other areas were like stepping back in time to the moment when these buildings were still alive. This was walking through a half-gone memory. It was a step back in time, but seen through the view of the forgotten places and the spaces that don't shine. Ethereal. Somber. It was like walking through a held breath.
We approached the entrance from the side by the river where people were still skating and walked up behind the wooden buildings bordering the river and across the stone bridge. And that was the Summer Palace.
Alright, I start at the Beginning: Beijing.
Unfortunately, I don’t have very many pictures of Beijing as a lot of these pictures were on my laptop when the hard drive died. Fortunately, I had already posted some on Facebook (what I was able to upload with the shady wifi... This will be a theme.) and had a few from other people.
It was pretty surreal landing in Beijing. I had been on an airplane for about 14 hours. Maybe slept two (p.s. I don’t sleep well on airplanes if I’m any level of excited). On the flight I got to see pieces of Eastern Russia from the air so that was pretty fun!
The company I went with - China Horizons - had asked us to all wear green so it would be easier to stay together (most of us had ever been out of the country before). My darling mother, in a moment of mom-insanity decided that the lovely NEON GREEN shirt on sale at Walmart for two dollars was the right choice. It was Winter, I didn’t own any long-sleeved green shirts. I acquiesced.
SO. I arrived in Beijing having slept far less than I should have. I remember flying into the city. From a distance, you couldn’t really tell there was any pollution. I was feeling fairly astonished at the lack of it. Then as we got closer we could see, outlined by the setting sun, this cloud. Not as bad as some of the pictures, but as an Oregon native DEFINITELY more than I had ever seen. The whole process of getting of the plane, going through security/customs/whatever it was is a little bit hazy. Except that most of us had not a lot of idea what to do... We kinda winged it. But it worked because we were a bunch of white kids and nobody wants to be the person who lost the white kid in Beijing (another common theme, but even more poignant for me and my travel buddy Zhade because we were two young girls). Not gonna lie, the first night was a bit of a blue as well. But I remember getting to our hotel. It was in the heart of Beijing. Literally blocks away from Tiananmen Square, the Forbidden City, the Parliamentary Building. All that cool stuff.
It was also in the middle of what’s called a hutong. I do not know the English translation. But basically, it’s what’s left of old Beijing. Old, one-two story houses crowded around small, old streets, filled with old people and old traditions. It was a maze! I had to memorize a very specific route to get back to the hotel!
But that first night, after we got the hotel we went out. I managed to latch onto one of the experienced teachers and he took us a little restaurant and we ate. I genuinely don’t remember what I had, but it was good.
Little restaurants. They are a thing in China. Most of the restaurants I went to were small. Like two rows of small tables crammed into as little space as possible. Some were bigger, nice restaurants. But most of the ones I went to were tiny things. I loved them so much. There was something about them that just drew you in. You were always welcome (I mean, you were a source of money, but also as a foreigner. People just thought you were the bees knees!) and the food was almost always amazing. I say this because I made the mistake of ordering what essentially amounted to a BUNCH of tofu in spicy. That’s it. I don’t have anything specifically against tofu. It’s not my favorite, but I don’t hate it. This... was not delicious. BUT most things were!
That first night, we wandered a bit. This was right at the beginning of February still in the swing of Spring Festival (we call it Chinese New Year in America. I told my students this and they thought it was hilarious!) so the city was alive! There were dozens of firecrackers all around us! Smoke from all the fireworks filled the air and people were going everywhere. Incidentally, this was far from the most crowded place I’d come to experience, but it was lively! A couple of blocks from the hotel there’s a wide avenue. As best as I could understand, it was a sort of... idealized ‘new city’ sort of deal. There were many shops and even more people! A trolley came through every now and then, but everyone was prudent about getting out of the way. No one wanted to enact the philosophical trolley problem in reality!
It was a bit of a haze. A beautiful, startling, curious, intoxicating haze. (Literally and figuratively, there was quite a bit of pollution in the air). I had never been in a big city for a holiday before. And, honestly, in my experience America didn’t do holidays like this. Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Christmas, New Year’s, they’re holidays, but - at least as I had experienced before this - they weren’t festivals. There wasn’t staying out for hours wandering through an area full of shops and sweets. There weren’t fireworks around every corner and smoke so thick you were coughing, but it was glorious. There is something difference between a festival and a holiday and this, now this was a festival!
That first night I tried strawberries covered in malted sugar and skewered on a stick. It was scrumptious. Then we went back to the hotel, I tried to connect to the internet, just barely succeeded, let my parents know I was safe and sound and more than a bit starstruck, then I slept like a rock.
Okay, so I know this is a very long time coming. I had intended to blog while I was actually in China, but my hard drive died (along with my only computer with a VPN, i.e. access to tumblr) and updating was inordinately difficult due to my terribly luck with wifi.
BUT! I have lots of stories and pictures!
Also, I know it’s been forever since I posted, but please forgive me!
Tip #3 (China Life)
Download Ctrip!
OK, so Ctrip charges a booking fee for hotels and trains and such which I don’t always like to pay, BUT even if you don’t book trains through them (I would argue that hotels are worth it because, unless they’re recently booked and you’re looking last minute, they guarantee you a spot.) you can screenshot the train you want and the seat you want and it’s a great way to communicate where you want to go, how you want to get there, and when you want to go! Get Ctrip!
i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language
but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel
and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”
you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”
i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?
#no we don’t
So, now I’m kind of staying the night in Shangrila after spending the day hiking 9 hours through what’s called Tiger Leaping Gorge. It’s stupendous and my feet feel like they’ll never stop hurting, but I feel so strong and I’m a little in love with the gorge!
Oh my goodness. I think the Chinese have out-hamburgered the US! Seriously, street hamburgers!
Exciting Things That Have Happened In China!
1. Broke most of an entire tooth off. No. I'm not lying, exaggerating or joking and I have selfie evidenced and a whole bucket of vanity induced tears as proof. 2. My computer's hard drive died... Again. For the third flipping time in less than two years... (Meanwhile, my brother did an entire pitcher of Crystal Light on his and it still runs. 😑) BUT 3. Went to the Great Wall, the Forbidden City, and the most beautiful Buddhist temple I've ever seen! 4. Learned how to ride a moped! 5. May have been pseudo-adopted into a Chinese family with a ten year old girl who speaks better English than some Americans I've met and two-year-old twin boys? 6. Bought a cheap moped. 7. Have been told I'm beautiful more times in China than in basically my entire life in the US. 8. Gotten some of the most delicious street food EVER! (This if a big deal, OK! I'm from Portland. We're known for our street food!) 9. Also discovered that green peppers go surprisingly well with Caesar dressing.
Feelin' it today, so here's a China selfie! Yay for traveling!
My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep
This is too true right now. I have a magical heating blanket on my bed in China so I don't have to run the heater at full blast all night and I never want to leave it in the mornings! 😂
Tip #2 (China Life):
DON'T FLUSH THE TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot stress this enough! Coming from the US, our sewer systems/pipes are assistant pretty snazzy and able to handle the copious amounts of paper we so graciously gift them. Not so, in China. Trust me. You don't wanna desk with this mess. Don't flush the toilet paper.
Tip One For Living In China:
Don't drink the tap water. Either boil it, but a GOOD filter, or buy bottled.