All or Nothing | Parker & Jing
"Painfully adorable, I know." Jing said automatically and quickly pulled up a seat so he can watch zir work. He snorted, "What could be that expensive?" He said, scooting himself closer to the desk. "That one was chocolate- worst idea ever. It taste like… well gross." He said, avoiding saying the word shit. "Nope, I haven’t." He said and as he pointed to the image on screen, "And since that has no price tag, I’m going to say that it isn’t ‘vintage’ either."
"Adorable, my ass. I've seen lizards with more appeal," zie commented, dryly. Parker rested zir chin on the palm of zir hand as zie scrolled down the page, zir eyes scanning over the details. "It's a suit from their unisex collection," zie raised zir hand as if to prevent zir companion from speaking. "I'm well aware I don't need one. But it's pretty," Parker concluded with a shrug. Zie wrinkled zir nose at the horrible memory of it all. "Thank god they took it off the menu and spared future victims of that concoction they dare call bubble tea." Parker rolled zir eyes. "I'm not fond of just old stuff, you know." Zie cleared zir throat before adding in quite a rush, "By the way, my family may be paying a visit later today. Also, we need to go grocery shopping soon. We're almost out of food that can pass for healthy."