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[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

me analyzing 13 nearly identical selfies to figure out which one to post

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[s3micharmedlife]

[kirschade]

[crap-userrname16]

[rhinogirl1]

Kenyan man, Patrick Kilonzo Mwalua drives for miles to provide water to drought stricken wildlife.  One man making all the difference to hundreds of animals. 

[weddinginspirasi]

3 tier Pink Floral Wedding Cake

[lordharrypotter]

[10knotes]

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[ryankillustration]

John Wick is back! He came back!

[weddinginspirasi]

Galia Lahav Spring 2019 “Queen of Hearts” Bridal Collection — All the Royalty Inspired Wedding Dresses You Need for Life | Wedding Inspirasi

[onlytwitterpics]

[likethe--moon]

Right where it belongs

[yelyahwilliams]

Lol nooo

[alwaysbcn]

Dammmn. Well it’s true. Paramore’s albums are the bibles, they are sacred. 

Do you like Paramore? I love them! I grew up with them and i’m a real fan :)

[alexisstillonfire]

Did you just ask Hayley Williams if she likes paramore?

[deejay]

lmaooo

[hipindie]

[misskamala]

Incredibles 2 (2018) Director: Brad Bird

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[trikkynikki]

You

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[patrickthanos]

[spongebobsquarepants]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[elvisong-deactivated20220811]

“But POC make white peoples jokes all the time, why can’t I make black/muslim/Indian/native/lgbt/disabled jokes?”

Except when people make white people jokes it’s generally ‘Susan why don’t you season your chicken’ or PTA mom jokes, whereas when you make jokes about poc they tend to be racist.

When lgbt people make straight people jokes I can laugh and not be offended because

They’re usually pretty accurate

If I know I’m not that straight person™ (lgbt people pls tell me if I am) I have no reason to be offended

They’re frickin funny

When you make lgbt jokes you’re going :

“Lol I identify as an attack helicopter”

“That’s so gay !”

And those are super homophobic and transphobic.

Also have you met any minorities? Have you seen black and muslim twitter? We make poc jokes all the time, yours just aren’t funny